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« on: May 21, 2010, 07:34:36 PM »
Quote from: Derek on May 21, 2010, 12:32:05 AM
This sounds like a liberal fantasy. I'm not sure what the point of this forum is but I see Hastert winning successfully and I will put my map up tomorrow. Bush's legacy is carried on and he is remembered as one of the greatest commander in chiefs of all time which is the direction he was heading until after he was reelected. Aren't you glad people like me post? Oh I get, you were just fantasizing.

The whole thread is goldmine, ftr.
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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2010, 07:40:06 PM »
Quote from: King on May 21, 2010, 07:38:21 PM
Quote from: Kalwejt on May 21, 2010, 07:34:36 PM
Quote from: Derek on May 21, 2010, 12:32:05 AM
This sounds like a liberal fantasy. I'm not sure what the point of this forum is but I see Hastert winning successfully and I will put my map up tomorrow. Bush's legacy is carried on and he is remembered as one of the greatest commander in chiefs of all time which is the direction he was heading until after he was reelected. Aren't you glad people like me post? Oh I get, you were just fantasizing.

The whole thread is goldmine, ftr.

Who score higher in standardized testing?
(a) yougo1000 in Writing
(b) Derek in Reading Comprehension

Such logical paradox cannot be solved.
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2010, 08:05:35 PM »
Quote from: Harry S. Truman on May 21, 2010, 07:50:44 PM
Yo mama is so black she goes to the funeral naked.

Go away before you ruin this thread too.
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« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2010, 09:58:45 AM »

You seems to have no idea how Goldmine is working...
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« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2010, 08:39:52 PM »
Since we don't want Goldmine XIV so early, Rochambeau is not welcomed here Angry
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2010, 07:05:17 PM »
Quote from: Han on May 25, 2010, 05:15:34 PM
WHY do you have 9/11 as your signature?HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh?

*SKIP*

Quote from: Han on May 25, 2010, 06:04:32 PM

You DON'T know why you chose your own signature?HuhHuhHuhHuhHuhHuh??

*SKIP*
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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2010, 07:53:01 PM »
That how Sewer ended his very brief participation in a game:

Quote from: X_X on May 26, 2010, 07:46:35 PM
Shulman cracks his head on the wall and dies.
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« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2010, 01:20:06 PM »

God, he's right!
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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2010, 08:51:19 PM »
Comes from a poster, who still have Coughlin stuff in his signature and used this name in his display name:

Quote from: Pope Leo XIII on May 27, 2010, 08:37:42 PM
Quote from: Fernie Color of Mellon on May 27, 2010, 08:33:19 PM
Given his economic positions, Coughlin actually made FDR looks like a fiscal conservative.

Also, Libertas, why are you admiring a hate-baiting anti-semite?

I'm not.

Denial?
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2010, 08:56:33 PM »
Quote from: Pope Leo XIII on May 27, 2010, 08:55:36 PM
Quote from: Fernie Color of Mellon on May 27, 2010, 08:51:19 PM
Comes from a poster, who still have Coughlin stuff in his signature and used this name in his display name:

Quote from: Pope Leo XIII on May 27, 2010, 08:37:42 PM
Quote from: Fernie Color of Mellon on May 27, 2010, 08:33:19 PM
Given his economic positions, Coughlin actually made FDR looks like a fiscal conservative.

Also, Libertas, why are you admiring a hate-baiting anti-semite?

I'm not.

Denial?



For the first time, Libertas posted something close to "funny" in Goldmine.

God, you're improving Smiley
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2010, 08:30:31 AM »
Quote from: Grumpy Gramps on May 28, 2010, 08:25:41 AM
Quote from: px75 on May 28, 2010, 08:17:55 AM
Who are these people, the Manson family?

Eastern KY Rand Paul supporters.

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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2010, 03:46:00 PM »
Quote from: Holden Caulfield on May 31, 2010, 03:41:48 PM
Quote from: Sensei on May 31, 2010, 03:31:45 PM
Quote from: Rerum Novarum on May 31, 2010, 01:33:50 AM
Quote from: px75 on May 31, 2010, 01:27:27 AM
Quote from: A.J. Marokai Blue on May 31, 2010, 01:15:33 AM
Derek's posts being goldmine worthy is just a given at this point, it seems.

Derek and Libertas are this forum's Stutler and Waldorf.

If I'm the forum's Waldorf, you're the forum's EconoLodge
You don't want to be the Waldorf, anyway. I heard they've been letting Jews stay there lately.

Libertas is, in his words, not an anti-Semite, just an anti-Zionist.

Well, actually you can be not an anti-semite and anti-zionist at one.
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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2010, 03:52:52 PM »
Quote from: [generic rant against André Bauer] on May 31, 2010, 03:50:03 PM
Quote from: Holden Caulfield on May 31, 2010, 03:49:07 PM
Quote from: Jānio Quadros on May 31, 2010, 03:46:00 PM
Quote from: Holden Caulfield on May 31, 2010, 03:41:48 PM
Quote from: Sensei on May 31, 2010, 03:31:45 PM
Quote from: Rerum Novarum on May 31, 2010, 01:33:50 AM
Quote from: px75 on May 31, 2010, 01:27:27 AM
Quote from: A.J. Marokai Blue on May 31, 2010, 01:15:33 AM
Derek's posts being goldmine worthy is just a given at this point, it seems.

Derek and Libertas are this forum's Stutler and Waldorf.

If I'm the forum's Waldorf, you're the forum's EconoLodge
You don't want to be the Waldorf, anyway. I heard they've been letting Jews stay there lately.

Libertas is, in his words, not an anti-Semite, just an anti-Zionist.

Well, actually you can be not an anti-semite and anti-zionist at one.

You could, but it's very hard.

Most of this forum is against zionism. Is most of this forum anti-semite?

I'm not anti-zionist if this mean supporting Israel right to existence. I'm largerly anti-Israeli policies.

But, by the way, there are anti-zionist Jews too Roll Eyes
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2010, 03:54:07 PM »
McCarthy beating Nixon in 1968 according to Libertas:
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« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2010, 05:12:03 PM »
Quote from: big bad fab on June 01, 2010, 05:08:24 PM
Quote from: px75 on May 30, 2010, 03:14:56 PM
Quote from: Jānio Quadros on May 30, 2010, 02:52:46 PM
And so I decided to destroy miserable rests of my electability and to have moustaches again.



(yes, I know I need haircut badly; I'll take care on this tommorow)

Actually you look like Omar Sharif.

Oh no, he looks like Nikolai Shvernik ! Cheesy
Sorry, Kal, that's not really kind from me... Wink
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« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2010, 07:57:20 AM »
Quote from: Han on June 02, 2010, 10:36:34 PM
Wow, HoffmanJohn's dominating the Comedy Goldmine!

Not for long. Once banned, Libertas will be dominating there again.
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« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2010, 12:47:18 PM »
Quote from: Хahar on June 05, 2010, 01:17:16 AM
Quote from: Jeff Vader on June 04, 2010, 09:27:06 PM
How was he empty-quoting?  That faux-pas doesn't really apply if you're reposting something to the Goldmine.

I thought this was another thread. I need to get more sleep.

No, you need to stay away from this thread along with Rochambeau.
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« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2010, 01:00:16 PM »
Quote from: Хahar on June 05, 2010, 12:57:02 PM
Quote from: Albert Lebrun on June 05, 2010, 12:47:18 PM
Quote from: Хahar on June 05, 2010, 01:17:16 AM
Quote from: Jeff Vader on June 04, 2010, 09:27:06 PM
How was he empty-quoting?  That faux-pas doesn't really apply if you're reposting something to the Goldmine.

I thought this was another thread. I need to get more sleep.

No, you need to stay away from this thread along with Rochambeau.



That's exactly what I'm talking about. You're one of the smartest, yet most humorless, posters I've ever meet here.

Don't worry, tragic experiences of adulthood will straight you up Smiley
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« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2010, 09:07:34 PM »

You know, there's a difference between calling people stupid and calling a certain sentence stupid.
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« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2010, 09:10:08 PM »
Quote from: Vander Blubb on June 06, 2010, 07:24:16 PM
zzzzz....how often do teenagers change their ideological affinities?  About every time they masturbate, I presume.
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« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2010, 09:16:52 PM »
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« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2010, 09:22:49 PM »
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What's funny about that? There have been much funnier examples of random guests printing out twisted threads...

Funny that somebody cares to print our posts.

(yes, there are better, I saw once printing a topic of Hofmann about masturbating on hot girls thread)
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« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2010, 07:26:22 PM »
Quote from: And I stand where you stood on June 07, 2010, 07:19:43 PM
Only South Park. I've been offended every time they make fun of liberals.
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« Reply #23 on: June 08, 2010, 08:56:11 PM »
Quote from: The Prince on June 08, 2010, 08:53:42 PM
Quote from: HoffmanJohn on June 08, 2010, 08:48:28 PM
I can trace my roots back to the 16th-17th century. my dads side of the family is descended from these nobles who got kicked out their homeland by the british crown.

Just like you're going to get kciked out of this Forum by us. Smiley

In Roch place I'd be catious with talking about who'd be kicked out.
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« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2010, 09:03:06 PM »
Quote from: The Prince on June 08, 2010, 08:57:49 PM
Hoffman made a thread about mastrubation--how low can he possibly get?

Perhaps about politics?
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