Comedy Goldmine XIII: Rand Paul's Last Dance with Mary Jane

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

And so I decided to destroy miserable rests of my electability and to have moustaches again.



(yes, I know I need haircut badly; I'll take care on this tommorow)

Actually you look like Omar Sharif.

Oh no, he looks like Nikolai Shvernik !
Sorry, Kal, that's not really kind from me...

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Yes, and also we should see if it's possible to somehow incorporate Farmville (or something roughly equivalent) into the forum.

"dead0man found a lonely opebo who had wandered into his yard.  Will you give it a home?"

[Bo]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=2612

He may actually be worse than pbrower. I think there's actually a post in there where pbrower accuses him of being too hackish.

Obama wins 60% in Virginia?  WTFeck?

This is also the guy who said that Blanche Lincoln would lose in Arkansas because she isn't "a true progressive".  I can tell you that I have been to Arkansas many times, I know a lot of Democrats from Arkansas, and very few of them strike me as "true progressives".

He's probably right about Lincoln, though, if he's talking about the Democratic primary.

[The Mikado]

This Goldmine is not the place for discussion of Blanche Lincoln, an objectively unfunny person.

[Oakvale]

In the thread about the relative popularity of socialism as compared to capitalism:

What happens when the right labels Obama a "socialist." I don't think you'd find too many folks who want government ownership of major industries.

That label is indeed pretty ridiculous. Barack Obama is a fascist, not a socialist.

[Mechaman]

This Goldmine is not the place for discussion of Blanche Lincoln, an objectively unfunny person.

True.
But the idea that Arkansas wants a "true progressive" is just LOL.

[King]

Rochambeau is the pancreatic cancer of comedy.

[Barnes]

How do you think so far?

Inside of my head, there's this thing called a brain. One of its functions is to give me the ability to think. Usually I have to concentrate on something in order to think about it, but sometimes thoughts occur involuntarily. So far, this method has been very successful in allowing me to think.

[The Mikado]

It's worse that she's talking about her father, not herself.

Really?  I think the lie would be a lot worse if she got caught saying that she died in World War 2

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Diogenes was once asked how he resisted temptation.  He responded by clicking on the Hot Girls Thread.

[Obnoxiously Slutty Girly Girl]

We got tons in the 06 Senate race, and quite a few in 08 too. They're lame but I'm sure a lot of black people thought that they actually got called by Obama, I wouldn't take that away from them.

[Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey]

In HoffmanJohn's rule changes thread https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=117894.0, The Mikado said (I can't directly quote cuz it's locked)

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[??????????]

On Fridays job numbers :

I hear that it may be the best job growth we have had in 10 to 20 years.

[Lunar]

It's worse that she's talking about her father, not herself.

Really?  I think the lie would be a lot worse if she got caught saying that she died in World War 2

Much much worse because then people would question if a dead woman is qualified to be Governor.

I thought that matter was resolved with Strom Thurmond's last election.

A top post sir.

[Lief 🗽]

On Fridays job numbers :

I hear that it may be the best job growth we have had in 10 to 20 years.

How is that funny? That's what economists are predicting.

[??????????]

On Fridays job numbers :

I hear that it may be the best job growth we have had in 10 to 20 years.

How is that funny? That's what economists are predicting.

Well, duh, census jobs.

[King]

On Fridays job numbers :

I hear that it may be the best job growth we have had in 10 to 20 years.

How is that funny? That's what economists are predicting.

Well, duh, census jobs.

So... what does that have to do with the Comedy Coalmine?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

I am an unstoppable force and my wickedness can not be contained. If i am banned I will come back and strike ten times harder. I have been banned on countless facebook groups, and forums but i am relentless in my pursuit for revenge.

[SvenssonRS]

I am an unstoppable force and my wickedness can not be contained. If i am banned I will come back and strike ten times harder. I have been banned on countless facebook groups, and forums but i am relentless in my pursuit for revenge.

Yeah, I just reported him for that. Hoping Dave sends the little worm his hemlock soon.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

Yeah, I just reported him for that. Hoping Dave sends the little worm his hemlock soon.

Me too

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Just what about being a sociopath do you find so irresistible?

[Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey]

I am acting on the behalf of gods will.

[Barnes]

Before it gets deleted

Obviously I am the only one who will truly know when someone will die and this is because I am the supreme ruler, and the holy emperor of this land. Fortunately I am a generous god and I will allow you mortals to ponder the fate of each others existence.

[Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey]

Wow, HoffmanJohn's dominating the Comedy Goldmine!

[??????????]

Somehow I consider it a PS iamge. Why the bottom of the hole not appeared? Why is there no water in the hole. Maybe the local gov avoided to release this alien related so as not to cause panic.