South Park Conservative blackmails PurpleState!
by Sewer Socialist
This bill may be key to deciding who the Regional Protection Party will third-preference in the next election. HINT. HINT.
"Nice vague blackmailing." a close source told The ENQUIRER.
This may cost SPC the election. Or will it??!!?
"LIES ALL LIES AAAAAAAAAHHH" SPC's husband DWTL told The ENQUIRER.
If you are going to quote me, please do so unadulterated.
Quite. Editing atrributed posts in anyway that detracts from the real intent blah blah, IIRC is against forum rules. So sez me anyways 
It's called the Enquirer and it's supposed to be funny. Maybe just put a warning or something in first post.
