THE ATLASIAN ENQUIRER

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Coming soon...

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RowanBrandon loves Stark
by Jim Traficant

I love Stark.

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South Park Conservative blackmails PurpleState!
by Sewer Socialist

This bill may be key to deciding who the Regional Protection Party will third-preference in the next election. HINT. HINT.

 
"Nice vague blackmailing." a close source told The ENQUIRER.


This may cost SPC the election. Or will it??!!?


"LIES ALL LIES AAAAAAAAAHHH" SPC's husband DWTL told The ENQUIRER.

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Will Zombies kill Atlasia?
by sewer socialist

Today is Election day.

The Zombies are here.

Run.

NOW.



"this sh**t ruins the fun of the game." a close source told The ENQUIRER.

We now brig you to Marokai Blue.

Goodness, alot of RPP support with newbies.

Chairman O's stimulus works in mysterious ways.

Chairman O...


More soon.

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Ebowed clipped his nails yesterday.
by Sewer Socialist

This is so relevant!!!

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Sewer Socialist leaves the LNF
by your mom

Sewer Socialist the king of asum has leaft teh LNF 4 RPP.

The reaksin of RPP is mixed.

Expell the Commie!!

I am happy that Sewer joined the party, he is a sexy man.

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Massive AndrewCT scandal breaking
by Beet
AndrewCT is gay. And he takes money from the mob. And his real name is Ishmael Zwinn. And he was really born in Kenya and is hiding his birth certificate.

And you know what... I DON'T CARE.

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ZOMBIEZ VOTE FOR "MINTY" SENATOR!!
By Marokai Blue


This week hamoletin's zombie hoard voted for hamoletin's chief zombie one mint.

As you all know I Marokai Blue hate zombies, hamlitten and the zombie party (aka: arc).

That is why I must tell this sorry from a former zombie.


"It was a bad time on youtube I was making youtube poops then i sued hi to Mr hamlolton then in a blink of an eye I was a zombie!!"


Chilling stuff, see you next time yall.



hamlot's card:

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A COMIC 2 CREER U UP!!111!!!1!!1

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Not to be a killjoy, but if Purple State didn't want the Mideast Assembly to have a notifications board because it would further clog this board, is a joke newspaper really the best use of space on the board?

I'm not Purple State so...


I care why?

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