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Question: Typical question from relatives
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OKCupid profile contains phrase "as a committed psephologist..."		  
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Saving oneself for Kirsten Gillibrand/Justin Trudeau/attractive politico		  
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The chat-up line "so did you stay up for the local by-elections in Hungary?"		  
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Antonio the Sixth
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« on: January 02, 2015, 11:23:45 AM »
Awkwardness, sedentariness and nerdiness are the first things that come to mind. I'm not particularly good looking either.
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
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Posts: 58,385
United States


Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2015, 07:16:21 AM »
Quote from: Tender Branson on January 04, 2015, 06:44:17 AM
My excuse is that I'm weird.

Any chick would probably give up and run away after just a few hours.

Protip: don't mention Krampus on your first date. Wink
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
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Posts: 58,385
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Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2016, 10:10:32 AM »
Quote from: pho on January 05, 2016, 08:58:47 AM
I enjoy the perks of being an attractive, young, single blonde woman.

I am 0/19 on getting a ticket when pulled over.
I haven't paid a bar tab since the Bush administration.
I have never had to call a cab or pay for a ride.
I have never had to lift heavy furniture or move out on my own.

There are probably more benefits that I don't even realize are benefits because I have never gone without them, why would I want to give it all up to watch television with some goober every night?


You are a woman? Welcome to the forum! I hope you can ignore the extreme creepiness and crass sexism of some of our specimens, and focus on the few good things about it (maps, mostly).
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Antonio the Sixth
Antonio V
Atlas Institution
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Posts: 58,385
United States


Political Matrix
E: -7.87, S: -3.83

P P
« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2016, 09:24:30 PM »

The fact that this is what came to your mind says more about you than it does about me.
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