Is masturbation immoral?

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I'd prefer a woman who was completely ignorant on political matters. Oh and BTW, this thread is priceless.

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You guys have ruined a great thread with all this arguing over communism in Afghanistan.  What does that have to do with choking the chicken (or bopping the baloney, etc.).

How many euphemisms can we come up with for the act of sexual self-stimulation.  I just came up with two.

Flogging the Bishop
Spanking the monkey

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I do know that rural ("kuntree") Southern blacks masturbate the least, while suburban mid-Atlantic whites masturbate the most. For a few country southern blacks, masturbation isn't even a thought: as soon as they reach sexual awareness, they have sex, thus leading to the outrageous (pre-)teenage birth/abortion rates among the poor rural South.

Wow, cool!  Though I don't know how you know this.

He is right however.

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I do know that rural ("kuntree") Southern blacks masturbate the least, while suburban mid-Atlantic whites masturbate the most. For a few country southern blacks, masturbation isn't even a thought: as soon as they reach sexual awareness, they have sex, thus leading to the outrageous (pre-)teenage birth/abortion rates among the poor rural South.

Wow, cool!  Though I don't know how you know this.

He is right however.

What I'm gathering is that you and Storebought have dabbled.  They let crackers in on this hot scene?  I'll be visitin' next time I'm in the States, States. 

But seriously, do they ever sell it to whitey?

Sure! I know plenty of old rednecks that mess around with black girls. And they catch no grief from anyone for it.

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Funny story:

In one of the dorms on campus, I was in a friend's room one time just laying on her bed, watching television. Nothing going on at all, she was in someone else's room.  It suddenly gets a little itchy/uncomfortable "down there," so like any red-blooded american male, I scratch. For some reason, either I kept scratching or just kept my hands down my pants without even realizing it.  Wasn't even moving, it was just sitting there. She comes back in and was like "OMG are you jerking off on my bed?"

me:  "uh, it's not what it looks like."

LOL, that's awkward.

the best part (this had to be god just messing with me) is that one of those really crappy "girls gone wild" commercials were on, where all the girls do is show you their breasts and the commercial puts little colorful stars over them with words like "hot!" or "only $9.99!"

OMFG ahahahhahaha, sounds like my luck!

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*bump*

Classic thread!

This was a "whacky" thread.

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Nope i play with myself on the odd occasion.

That's good of you to admit that.  Isn't masturbation healthy?

Well it releases chemicals that make you happy. Cant remember the name begins with S. But its the same chemical that you release when you eat chocolate or something that tastes really good. But medically it does clean up your functions. Men need to play with themselves more especially the prostate as if not monitored can be a cause of prostate cancer. Alot of older men get prostate cancer and their is a suspecion that it is due to impotency. As their cant play with themselves the sperm just builds up and leads to cancer. So it is helathy for men. Women i'm sure it is but just mentally. Hence we do it far less or alot of women never do it.

Well, I guess I'll never have to be concerned with prostate cancer then, eh?