Family Guy characters: FF or HP

[Schiff for Senate]

Literally all are clearly HPs based on the things they have done on-screen in the series.

Meg? Joe? Sneakers O'Toole?

IIRC Meg tried to sexually assault Brian and was going to let that football player unknowingly rape Chris; Joe has engaged in police brutality on numerous occasions.

It's an animated sitcom; it's meant to be taken lightly and it's often done ironically or as a way to lampoon or parody American culture (you'd appreciate a scene once where the police completely ignored Peter and Brian despite the fact that there was very clear evidence of murder, but then arrested them for possession of a small amount of marijuana). This post is just utterly hilarious, though I think you meant it seriously and didn't intend for it to be funny (which makes it 10 times funnier  )

[Schiff for Senate]

PETER: FF as the series' main character and source of much humour.
LOIS: FF, I suppose.
CHRIS: FF on the whole.
MEG: The rest of the characters would want me to vote HP, so that's what I did.
STEWIE: I vote HP solely in protest of how much he's deteriorated. Used to be a hilarious character but I watched some of the more recent episodes and it's horrible how much he's declined in quality. Humour factor has gone to zero and as a character he's a shell of what he used to be. He's gone from trying to kill Lois to being excited he won 'Busy Bee' at preschool two weeks in a row. Pathetic. And his relationship with his bear, Rupert, has gone from amusing to mildly disturbing (and not at all funny). His habit of also calling Brian 'Bri' is one of the many infuriating things about him now. Biggest decline of all the characters, I'd say.
BRIAN: FF, I suppose.
QUAGMIRE: FF. The humour can go a little too far or over the top at times tbh though.
JOE: FF.
BONNIE: HP. Her voice is irritating and she was pregnant for like half of the entire show.
CLEVELAND: Will vote HP only because of The Cleveland Show (watched the first episode and a half a few years back).
BRUCE: FF, though very overrated, I'd say.
HERBERT: FF (what else can I say? the man is a literal freedom fighter as a WWII vet), though can be downright disturbing a lot of the time.
MORT: FF.
SNEAKERS O'TOOLE: HP just to trigger BRTD.
GIANT CHICKEN: Unironically HP. Once of the most overrated, overused and unfunny cutaway gags on the show. Has not been funny the first time and hasn't been funny the next 100 times (with just one exception).