Comedy Goldmine XI: The Atlas Forum Demilitarized Zone

[Purple State]

I like this one:

There's no point trying to reason with him on this. He's a drooling, deranged, end-times/rapture fanatic who gleefully wishes various ghastly things to happen so that he can live in Paradise.

I'll bet my Messiah comes before his Messiah.

You must have missed the memo. Obama's been here for a while now.

The "him" from Al is jmfsct

[Purple State]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=94489.0

More specifically:

But the evidence is clear:

Elijah 5:18 "The LORD spaketh unto the heretics and employ'd a baffling quotation from the holie text, and thus did smite his opponents of the forum."

Book of Armaments (2:9-21) "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

Or maybe I'm confused.

[Purple State]

Hey, tell me why any sane gay would want to live in Iowa.

Academic careers? Elderly parents needing care? Fear of heights? Affordable housing for Omaha commuters? Voting in the first caucus every four years?

Fixed?

I believe that is the only reason one would live in Iowa.

Gays certainly love to caucus the night away.

[Purple State]

He's a self hating gay.  That alone makes him an impossible FF.

I thought the christians liked a self-hating gay?

Its rather like a self-cleaning oven...

[Purple State]

So if I understand correctly, what looked to be a small skirmish between Ben and BRTD was then joined by Phil for some inexplicable reason? And now it seems like this Comedy Goldmine will, yet again, fall victim to Phil's uncontrollable flame wars.

This needs to end now.

[Purple State]

In response to my sig:

Gays are always the one sandwiched in the middle.

[Purple State]

That summers in Minnesota are very cold.  Summer 2008 in Minneapolis was very pleasant AND it fell on a weekend!

[Purple State]

^^^ But not this?

i sincerely hope the next poll is:

are your stools pencil-thin or robust and round?

[Purple State]

^^^ But not this?

i sincerely hope the next poll is:

are your stools pencil-thin or robust and round?

That was good, too, but I'm sure the actual thread will be even better.

Ask and you shall receive:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=96745.0

[Purple State]

context is required

hahahahahaha

Funny or creepy. Depends on DC's intended tone.

[Purple State]

I have the craziest sex drive in the world man. I can manage a full on rock hard erection with the power of my own mind. I just think "get me an erection", and it happens! Everytime, every single friggin time, I hug a female who isn't ugly, really fat, has at least ten years on me, or is of blood relation, I get an instant erection. It friggin sucks. It's okay if it's a chick who's my age, but it's really awkward when it's my friends 12 year old sister. Guys, is this natural?

I don't care if he's just screwing around...

[Purple State]

I have the craziest sex drive in the world man. I can manage a full on rock hard erection with the power of my own mind. I just think "get me an erection", and it happens! Everytime, every single friggin time, I hug a female who isn't ugly, really fat, has at least ten years on me, or is of blood relation, I get an instant erection. It friggin sucks. It's okay if it's a chick who's my age, but it's really awkward when it's my friends 12 year old sister. Guys, is this natural?

I don't care if he's just screwing around...

I was being serious.

Creepy.

[Purple State]

It's possible to post with the phone icon without being on a phone. I do it quite frequently.

For what logical reason would you feel the need to do that?

You don't think the icon is sexy?

[Purple State]

Corrupt, like all black politicians.

As much I consider Mr. Blubb one of the few decent posters.(he defended me during the height of the scandal) why can he say that but I am called a racist for much milder stuff such as speaking out against immigration and Zionist?

He shouldn't be able to. I just ignore him as an automatic joke poster, just because I don't think anyone could actually be as ridiculous as he is. You, on the other hand, are just within the realm of someone actually believing the trash they spew and so I take much greater umbrage to your posts.