Update for Everyone VIII: He who laughs have the last laugh

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Just skipped my 7th period class to partake in a school walkout

You guys are back in class already?

Yeah, it was mostly during the 1 o'clock hour CT.

Damn, and here I am still on Spring Break filling out scholarships.

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Good evening Atlas

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TIL a Pringles can is waterproof

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What did Joe Biden mean by this? 🤔

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Thanks Obama

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I honestly don't know why I had any self-doubt when I took my AP Gov test earlier today. It was a literal breeze. Also, Atlas made a cameo appearance.

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I honestly don't know why I had any self-doubt about my AP Gov test. It was a literal breeze. Also, Atlas made a cameo appearance.

I assume an electoral map?

No, it was a gr- *Gets assassinated by CollegeBoard*

But seriously though, it was a graph comparing the margins between the popular vote and the electoral college of each presidential election since Kennedy.

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mfw you're asked a simple question about socialist policies and its effects on economic development, and you instead somehow end up writing an essay on the economic history of the soviet union

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I am pleased to announce that I am now finally free from AP testing permanently

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As of today, I am now legally considered to be an "adult."



^{can i just say how much i love the bday cake icon?}

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-Snip-

Moved in and already playin' TNO huh? Gotta respect the brainrot grindset

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It'd be real nice if the clouds would go away a bit faster. It's not like I'm trying to see a lunar eclipse tonight or something y'know...

Edit: THE CLOUDS ARE GONE LESS GOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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The best part of finishing high school these days is trying to transfer 6000+ documents from your school account into your personal account in under an hour

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Just graduated from H.S.

Now I gotta figure out what the hell I'm gonna be doing over the summer

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Just got my Selective Service card in the mail

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There's something surreal about listening to your coworkers fawn over a dentist for nearly an hour

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Just cast my first ballot!

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bitches really be complainin' 'bout the "leftist indoctrination" of children yet casually ignoring the brainwashing spotify does to children with their degenerate promotion of Mariah Carey's godawful Christmas song in July

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window seat best seat

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Big shoutout to the Iranian guy who's basically gonna be supplying me food here in Cancun.

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Yo

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i want to brutally exterminate mosquitos

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realizing I can no longer measure my lifespan in teens made me age about 5 years in 5 seconds this morning.

This is to say I am 20 now.

My condolences

_{happ birf}

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Saw a lady with a "Masks are slavery/Arrest Fauci, etc." sticker on her car while I was driving to work.

Once I saw a glimpse of her face while I was passing her and found out she was white, I couldn't stop laughing until I got to my job.

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its waffling time