PA-Gov (YouGov): Shapiro +15

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Don Meredith used to sing this one whenever it was clear a football team was going to lose.

I think it's time.

Dandy Don's finest moment on Monday Night Football, which I actually saw live: Oakland Raiders at Houston Oilers in 1972.  The Oilers were absolutely terrible and were routed 34-0.  Most of the fans left by the third quarter. 

Late in the game, the camera was panning through the nearly empty stadium and focused on a lone fan sleeping in an otherwise deserted section.  Howard Cosell called it a "vivid picturization of the excitment attendant upon this game".  The fan woke up, saw the camera on him, and gave the finger to the nationwide TV audience, or what remained of it.  Cosell froze.  Meredith casually drawled, "Well, Howard, he's just trying to tell us they're number one."

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Mastriano (Lol) might be my favorite thing ever.  Well done.

Off topic, but did you decide for the Senate race yet?

Nope. 

Did you do the ISideWith?

...I'll do this afternoon, I swear. 

And I'm not trying to pressure you, just thinking it may give you a better perspective on where each candidate is in terms of where you stand on the issues.

Can't I just do it like every other American and vote for whoever FOX News tells me to vote for?

Personally I wouldn't vote for Oz even if Fox News told me to. I followed his medical advice once and I was not impressed. He recommended seeing an "energy healer" to treat influenza, so I gave it a shot when I had the flu one time. The so-called Reiki practitioner charged $1700 to my credit card, and then the flu developed into pneumonia. Can you believe it? I expected more from a doctor on the Oprah Winfrey Network.

Apparently you got OWNed.