Why do we care so much about Israel?

[Ancestral Republican]

We need allies in the Middle East, for one thing. Israel is our most stable and reliable ally in the region, and the only democracy there as well.

"Democracy" LOL

Also, who is our ally in Africa?

It's totally normal to have six elections in three years to keep your leader out of prison, doncha know.

[Ancestral Republican]

It's a small, immensely powerful, nuclear-capable nation rich in tech resources that can offer the US a lot of proprietary technology in exchange for diplomatic protection from a horde of scum vultures who would love to erase it from existence. It 100% makes sense as an ally for the United States on a purely pragmatic level.

If Israel is such an "immensely powerful, nuclear-capable nation rich in tech resources", why do we have to keep giving it monetary aids?

Those "monetary aids" are essentially stipends for purchases of American military technology.

How many Americans died from rationing insulin last year, again?

[Ancestral Republican]

We need allies in the Middle East, for one thing. Israel is our most stable and reliable ally in the region, and the only democracy there as well.

"Democracy" LOL

Also, who is our ally in Africa?

It's totally normal to have six elections in three years to keep your leader out of prison, doncha know.

Fellas, is it undemocratic to vote?

Imagine being this clueless, and thinking that Israeli democracy is anything close to functional right now. Just another in your greatest hits of comical statements.