The Deluge of Absurdity, Ignorance, and Bad Posts

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Gubernatorial Election:
[ 2 ] Tmthforu94
[ 1 ] drj101

Assembly Election:

[ 1 ] drj10
[ 2 ] Gass3268
[ 3 ] TexasDemocrat
[ 4 ] Clinton1996
[ 5 ] Write-In: someone who isn't a goddamn pony fycking creeper
[ 6 ] Write-In: a nosepeg, a pair of disposable rubber gloves and a shower
[ 7 ] Write-In: Dear God, what did I ever do to deserve this?
[ 8 ] Write-In: I mean, other than that, obviously...
[ 9 ] Write-In: Very well. Point taken...
[ 10 ] a Person
[ 11 ] Write-In: I feel dirty now
[ 12 ] Write-In: so, so, so dirty...

Question: Can anyone explain to Mr Widdershins why he is a fycking idiot?

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Gubernatorial Election:
[ 2 ] Tmthforu94
[ 1 ] drj101

Assembly Election:

[ 1 ] drj10
[ 2 ] Gass3268
[ 3 ] TexasDemocrat
[ 4 ] Clinton1996
[ 5 ] Write-In: someone who isn't a goddamn pony fycking creeper
[ 6 ] Write-In: a nosepeg, a pair of disposable rubber gloves and a shower
[ 7 ] Write-In: Dear God, what did I ever do to deserve this?
[ 8 ] Write-In: I mean, other than that, obviously...
[ 9 ] Write-In: Very well. Point taken...
[ 10 ] a Person
[ 11 ] Write-In: I feel dirty now
[ 12 ] Write-In: so, so, so dirty...

Question: Can anyone explain to Mr Widdershins why he is a fycking idiot?

He's probably aware at this point that he should not have done that. So, no.

If he's that dirty, a shower is in order.

No, try again.

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Gubernatorial Election:
[ 2 ] Tmthforu94
[ 1 ] drj101

Assembly Election:

[ 1 ] drj10
[ 2 ] Gass3268
[ 3 ] TexasDemocrat
[ 4 ] Clinton1996
[ 5 ] Write-In: someone who isn't a goddamn pony fycking creeper
[ 6 ] Write-In: a nosepeg, a pair of disposable rubber gloves and a shower
[ 7 ] Write-In: Dear God, what did I ever do to deserve this?
[ 8 ] Write-In: I mean, other than that, obviously...
[ 9 ] Write-In: Very well. Point taken...
[ 10 ] a Person
[ 11 ] Write-In: I feel dirty now
[ 12 ] Write-In: so, so, so dirty...

Question: Can anyone explain to Mr Widdershins why he is a fycking idiot?

Nobody, eh?

Similar reasons to here are a part of it…

(1) A candidate's television preferences (because, again, that's all you can infer) have got to be up there with height, hair, and handsomeness on the list of retarded voting criteria.
(2) Look… I've specifically stopped posting about ponies, because it's clear the forum doesn't like it. Whether I agree with that or not is irrelevant. And still you persist with this infantile nonsense… What more do you want me to do? Stop responding to direct attacks as well? Change my fycking username?
(3), and most hilarious of all, drj101, to whom Mr Widdershins gave both of his first preferences without a murmur, is also a *cough* "pony fycking creeper."

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Republicans declare war on liberal hacks and historical revisionists, Oldiesfreak to lead the charge.

Should we rename this thread in 'honor' of Oldiesfreak? Because seriously, now…

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I would argue all of them are of equal importance, however even though I personally like the 1st, 4th, and 10th best, the 2nd is the only one which guarantees the ability to protect the others.

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That's too bad, it would've been nice to have a hot Governor.

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That's too bad, it would've been nice to have a hot Governor.

This is a bad post why exactly?

It's absurd to use appearance as even the smallest criterion for such a decision.

Plus, y'know, we already have a few hot Governors.

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loooooooooooooool

Not only that, but Occupy is gonna turn out big if they try it.

Think you can get together 20 people again?

That's more than the number of people who support the Tea Party.

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This is just the natural conclusion of allowing "casual" dress in workplaces. Soon you'll have people coming in in their underwear or covered in sweat after a workout. It's disgusting.

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This doesn't fit here. It's arguable but there's nothing absurd or ignorant about it.

Oh, but it does.
"In 2002, Obama said: 'I am not opposed to all wars, I'm opposed to dumb wars.'
How would you feel if he said, 'I am not opposed to all child abuse, I'm opposed to dumb child abuse'?"

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The whole premise behind Ron Paul's campaign was to make him look like a 'sane Libertarian' (even though there's really no such thing as one) and it ended up making him look even more insane than he'd expected, despite the fact that he appeared less insane than he actually is.

Emphasis added.

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Back when Lauren Faust was still on, it was probably the best written show on TV.

I would hardly say this is deluge-worthy. A bit of an exaggeration, sure - My Little Pony may have been an excellent show during Faust's run, but it was a far cry from the best-written thing on TV - but not at all worthy of being thrown in here with the likes of Krazen.

It's absurd therefore worthy of inclusion.

Mr Kemp is correct.
"The best written currently-running cartoon" would have been a legitimate opinion. "The best written show on TV" is absurd.

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3. Sweet Jesus man, your signature breaks virtually every rule of decency/sanity; the only thing that could possibly make it worse would be the inclusion of an epilepsy-inducing GIF or something.

Decency? Coming from the person who has a picture of the man who raped a bunch of women, cheated on Hillary, lied about it in front of the press, and then nearly became the first man to be thrown out of office by the Senate. Rainbow Dash at least has a lot of positive significance. She's so loved by all of us bronies because we love her great sense of humor and plus we like to consider her the lesbian Pegasus on the show such as when she asked Fluttershy in a joyful tone "You're gay?" and they were about to kiss. Not to mention the obvious giveaway that her hair is the LGBT colors. So in a way, it's more of a strong movement & message we get from My Little Pony & Rainbow Dash of being friendly to everyone which includes the LGBT community.

...I have nothing to say.

Wow.

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Well, it's official: speaking as a casual MLP fan, I have officially found the worst brony in the entire fandom.

That is saying a lot.

I actually know a guy who's attracted to it.

As in, he's even drawn pornography of it.

That's about 20% of the fanbase, from what I've read.



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Well, it's official: speaking as a casual MLP fan, I have officially found the worst brony in the entire fandom.

That is saying a lot.

I actually know a guy who's attracted to it.

As in, he's even drawn pornography of it.

At least he doesn't spam political forums with completely off-the-mark symbolism and claim that the show is better than US presidents.

I never said that the show was better than President Clinton. I was comparing both of them SOLELY off of merit and morals. And obviously when you compare Rainbow Dash to Clinton, RD takes the cake. Being gay/attracted to other female ponies (which has been proven!) is from today's day in age better than adultery when compared to the federal morals of it. It's a sign of basic social justice to clearly accept gays & lesbians more than adulterers.

Stop. You're just digging yourself deeper.

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Sometimes people are bad at the courtship thing. It goes both ways. No need to make yourself into a victim. I once had a coworker corner me and start rubbing her butt all over me. Take it as a compliment and move on. No need to get your panties all wadded. There are people with real problems out there.

All of memphis's posts about gender issues go here.

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Ah, posting directly into the Deluge.  Good show, good show.

No matter how awful the posts in question are, this kind of statement is obtuse and juvenile.

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Yes, despite Gustaf's insistence otherwise I can get along with people who disagree with me. Torie is another great example of someone I get along fine with.

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Cheese is no healthier than Doritos.

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Cheese is no healthier than Doritos.

He's right.  Both are high in fat and sodium.  It's mainly because people don't eat cheese in the same quantities as they do Doritoes that it doesn't cause some of the same problems.

…because fat and sodium are the only components of healthiness now?

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That's your opinion, drj101, but perhaps you should look through their posting histories.

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Link's posts in this thread definitely belong here.