How many of the statements on the "in this house we believe" sign do you agree with?

[Battista Minola 1616]

1) Every human life matters
2) Women are humans
3) People cannot become themselves illegal under any law code I know of
4) Tautology
5) I disagree. If you kindly administer me a lethal drug, I am still freaking dying!

So apparently I agree with four out of five?

[Battista Minola 1616]

1) Every human life matters
2) Women are humans
3) People cannot become themselves illegal under any law code I know of
4) Tautology
5) I disagree. If you kindly administer me a lethal drug, I am still freaking dying!

So apparently I agree with four out of five?

There are 6 statements. I think you missed "science is real."

Indeed I did. Science is not a fantasy so I guess make that five out of six.

It goes without saying that this is all meaningless platitudes but I thought deconstructive literalism was more interesting than brushing off.