A shame that someone else didn't put a bullet in his head decades earlier.
Did you know that a four-year-old boy called Johann Nepomuk Kühberger is reported to have rescued lil' Adi from drowning in 1894?
I don't want to share the rescuer's feelings when he discovered that he turned from a hero to some kind of stooge...
It's like a very perverse version of It's a Wonderful Life.
I'm picturing the angel showing him how millions of people would have lived if he had never been born and never been there to rescue Hitler.
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