I Saw Jeff Bezos today.

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It was really weird. I was on the subway and I unexpectedly ran into the richest man in the United States. We were probably a few cars apart and it seemed that I was the only one who saw him with his mask on. He had a black suit with a grey shirt underneath. He told me that he was going to wholefoods. He is probably heading back on the subway as I speak. 

It felt really weird, because Bezos was always like an abstraction in my head.

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Should've spat in his direction. What a missed opportunity.

There were cameras there. Besides, spitting on him wouldn't even solve the issue of inequality in the United States.

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Given the complex impact on Bezos' psychology of getting spit on, it could have a big impact.

Would he, shaken, open his eyes to his true position in the world and start to give away more money to the poor?

Or would he, shaken, open his eyes to his true position in the world and start to see the working class as his enemy?

Broke: spitting on Jeff Bezos
Woke: spitting on his shareholders.

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So? It won't solve inequality, but I'll take any opportunity to spit on a billionaire if given the chance.

Please stop sexualizing billionaires. It’s one thing if you feel attracted to them, but there’s no need to tell the rest of us about it.

Hot if true.