the future is here, and it is full of crab cakes!
Eating crab cakes anywhere outside of Delmarva is Chesapeake slander, heathen.
I’ll never forget my Year 9 biology teacher: Australian “marine biologist” (read: surfer dude) who quite literally could not teach and mysteriously disappeared two terms into the year. I’m sure your students will remember you for much better reasons!
Still better than my ninth grade biology teacher who was fired after the school administration caught wind of him cheating on his wife (with whom he had a three- or four-year-old son) with an underage student who wasn't even in any of his classes...
