Would you rather live in a red light district or a suburb?

[dazzleman]

I already live in a suburb and I like it here.  I like trees and lawns as scenery more than naked women, thanks.

Not to mention that naked women are available among the trees and lawns, if you know the right places to look.

[dazzleman]

I'm not into middle aged housewives, the only ones you can find in a suburb.

What if they were hot, and were willing to pay you for sex?  It happens.

[dazzleman]

I'm not into middle aged housewives, the only ones you can find in a suburb.

What if they were hot, and were willing to pay you for sex?  It happens.

em, hot middle aged women? I can't think of any outside of a few celebrities.

You're basically suggesting I become a male prostitute, which I would not, although if there are any hot middle aged women who want younger guys for whatever reason I'll provide, although I think wanting to screw guys who could be your son is a little odd.

Dude, I'm kidding around.... But I do know of a guy who made out like a bandit on a cruise ship f**king 45-year old female passengers, most of whom were on the cruise with their husbands.

You know the scenario-- the marriage sucks, the husband is cheating, but why give up the nice house, the country club membership, etc.?  Better to stick with the marriage, and get your own action on the side, using your husband's money to pay for it.

There was actually a big article in the NY Times recently about suburban housewives who seduce men who are doing work on their homes.  Some of the men were interviewed about how they were propositioned by suburban housewives in very affluent neighborhoods.  It's kind of sad, really.

[dazzleman]

I already live in a suburb and I like it here.  I like trees and lawns as scenery more than naked women, thanks.

Not to mention that naked women are available among the trees and lawns, if you know the right places to look.

dazzleman is a Peeping Tom!

HAHA!  Hardly, but I'm trying to make the point that the suburbs aren't devoid of sex.  A lot goes on under the cover of the idyllic surface.

BTW, this reminds me.  Did you ever see the "Married With Children" episode when there was a peeping tom in the neighborhood?  All the neighborhood women were upset about it but Peg, who kept getting undressed in front of the window with the blinds open, and was pissed off that she couldn't even get a peeping tom to look at her.  It was pretty funny.