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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« on: July 07, 2008, 09:45:10 PM »

On Rudy Giuliani:

He'd get something like 9.11% of the vote in the five boroughs.
Damn he got owned so freaking hard!
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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2008, 12:17:56 PM »

haha
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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2008, 03:39:19 PM »

Post all the gporter quotes
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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2008, 03:42:44 PM »

Classic.
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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2008, 03:44:13 PM »

Haha. It'd take forever to go through his entire post history.
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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2008, 07:08:16 PM »


Click for context.
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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
Jr. Member
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2008, 09:52:20 PM »

Okay. Let's spell it out once more.

THIS IS FOR INTENTIONALLY FUNNY POSTS.


RARE EXCEMPTIONS PERMISSIBLE.
Stop ruining the thread with meta sh**t.
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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
Jr. Member
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2008, 08:57:46 AM »

BRTD is a libertarian now?
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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
Jr. Member
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2008, 03:54:34 PM »

Haha holy sh**t
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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
Jr. Member
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2008, 10:17:08 PM »

What qualifies Mitt Romney to be Vice President and President of the United States should the occasion arise

His Jeffersonian vision
His Lincolnesque courage
His T Rooseveltian flair
His FD Rooseveltian determination
His Churchillian statesmanship
His Eisenhoweresque leadership
His JF Kennedyesque intelligence
His Reaganesque charisma
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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
Jr. Member
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2008, 10:28:39 PM »

Posted because he's this insane.

ALL strip clubs should be banned. it is against all morals laid out by the great Gods.
Once the end times arrive, the vaginas from all women involved in such slovenly activities will be burnt to ashes, and the men's dicks will shrivel and dry. MARK MY WORDS, and BRTD WILL BE THE FIRST TO SUFFER FOR THIS OUTRAGE

REPENT!


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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
Jr. Member
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2008, 10:41:13 PM »

Apparently. He decided to come out of his cave.
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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
Jr. Member
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2008, 04:45:49 PM »

See, Harry was right. Everybody always picks on Mississippi, even the facts. It's simply not fair.
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Albus Dumbledore
Havelock Vetinari
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Posts: 1,917
Congo, The Democratic Republic of the


Political Matrix
E: -0.71, S: -2.17

« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2008, 08:28:21 PM »

hahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahah
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