do you own any 'gear' of your favorite sports team(s)?

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New York Rangers
CCM Away White replica
CCM Home Blue Petr Prucha replica
CCM Away White Brian Leetch Authentic
2011 Stanley Cup Playoffs t-shirt (Madison Square Garden exclusive)
Winter Classic Limited Edition baseball cap

New York Mets
Carlos Beltran home jersey
David Wright home jersey
*countless caps

Philadelphia Eagles
Donovan McNabb green
Donovan McNabb black
Desean Jackson white

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New York Rangers
CCM Away White replica
CCM Home Blue Petr Prucha replica
CCM Away White Brian Leetch Authentic
2011 Stanley Cup Playoffs t-shirt (Madison Square Garden exclusive)
Winter Classic Limited Edition baseball cap

No gear with this mug on it?

If he brings us a Cup... then I'll have a t-shirt made.

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New York Rangers
CCM Away White replica
CCM Home Blue Petr Prucha replica
CCM Away White Brian Leetch Authentic
2011 Stanley Cup Playoffs t-shirt (Madison Square Garden exclusive)
Winter Classic Limited Edition baseball cap

New York Mets
Carlos Beltran home jersey
David Wright home jersey
*countless caps

Philadelphia Eagles
Donovan McNabb green
Donovan McNabb black
Desean Jackson white

whoa!  seriously?

Okay, I was in the Dollar Tree last week and this pale, lanky whigger with lots of earrings and neck bling comes walking in with his three leggy, brown homegirls.  They're all talking in the deep ebonics dialect, discussing how hideous a recent cover of a Parliament song was.  "Hell, no.  You just don' do that.  nu uh."  (head shake)  He's wearing a big blue jersey with a silver star on the sleeves and STAUBACH and the number 12 in block letters.  He also has a blue and white cap with a silver star on it, cocked sideways on his head with the brim very stiff and straight, like they wear them in the 'hood.  His pants are very baggy denim jeans, so loose that they look like they're about to fall down around his ankles, and they're worn down low enough to reveal his underwear, which are baggy boxer shorts with Cowboys logos on them.  

I guess that's how you are with the New York Rangers.

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