Alben Barkley
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« on: March 27, 2021, 05:40:10 PM » |
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« edited: March 27, 2021, 05:47:40 PM by Alben Barkley »
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As a consequence of increased pressure from “those damn liberal yankees” in protest of its new voting laws, Georgia secedes from the Union and becomes an apartheid state, declares war on Massachusetts, and begins launching terrorist attacks against it. MillennialModerate rises as a leader of the anti-Georgian resistance in MA, bolstered by the fact that he can credibly point out that he saw the Georgian menace coming years earlier by citing numerous Atlas posts. He rides his subsequent wave of popularity all the way to the White House (with his running mate Joe Kennedy III), as public sentiment nationwide turns against Georgia and in favor of Massachusetts. Despite all this, Georgia votes Democratic anyway (because TRENDS), even though MM confidently predicted not a single Georgian would vote for him. As election night wears on, MM continues to insist publicly on Twitter that he cannot win Georgia, even as it becomes clear he has won it and the networks call it. This humiliation results in him entering office with a record low approval rating for a new president.
Andy Beshear
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