Eric Massa slams Democrat leaders for ethics probe

[The Mikado]

"I'm naked as a jay bird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn't going to vote for the president's budget. Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?"

-- Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY), quoted by Roll Call, about an encounter with the White House chief of staff in the House gym.

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I need brain bleach.

[The Mikado]

"I'm naked as a jay bird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me because I wasn't going to vote for the president's budget. Do you know how awkward it is to have a political argument with a naked man?"

-- Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY), quoted by Roll Call, about an encounter with the White House chief of staff in the House gym.

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I need brain bleach.

He's pissed because probably Rahm is hung like a bull and Massa has a lil turtle head.

Everyone who talks about the LBJ style of politics...LBJ's gigantic cock was a big part of his intimidation strategy.  You think Rahm's doing the same thing?

[The Mikado]

Several shipmates say that Massa "was notorious for making unwanted advances toward subordinates" who "didn't turn him in for fear that he would retaliate."

Said one: "When you're on ship, you're almost exhausted 24-7. So a lot of times you sleep with your uniform on. Tom and Massa shared a stateroom together. Massa climbed up on the top of his bunk, which is hard to do -- you never crawl up on somebody else's bunk. He wakes up to Massa undoing his pants trying to snorkel him."

What a disgrace.