Comedy Goldmine VII: Straight-to-DVD Christmas Special

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ilikeverinship
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And for something completely different:

And you, sir, are an asshole, a hypocrite, and a liar.

Pot calling the kettle black?

Show me one instance where I've done what this good fellow just did.

I neither know nor care what he just did, but you have no right to call other people assholes.  You're no saint yourself.

Moderate Heroes of the world, unite!

Wow.  That was pathetic.

I could explain myself to you, but you'd obviously rather go a different route, and I respect that*. I just don't agree with it.

*Well, no, I don't.

Why don't you explain yourself, and we'll see?

He just blatantly lied in denying any knowledge of the RPP board, which he had been on less than a minute before.

That's it?  Jesus, grow a pair and stop bitching.

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Party ID folks, party ID.

Hey, can you change your USElectionAtlas avatar?  I think R-NJ fits you better.

Just because I support McCain, it doesn't make me a Republican.

The "R"  wouldn't stand for "Republican"... It would stand for "Retarded".

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Lulz.

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WTF?

Disgraceful and irresponsible.  Talk to your manager? In this economy, if you ask your boss for election day off you may be sent packing for good.  Typical of a Chicago street thug who has never held a real job.

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Xahar by far. He's far more knowledgeable about politics and history and he isn't an incessant flip-flopper.

I'll show you incessant flip-flopping... that's my sister when she's making pancakes.  I mean she flips the f**king things like 14 f**king times to the point that they're like rubber bullets.  That's about how they feel when they hit your gullet, too.  Then they come out in a fashion not unlike Ru Paul railing a fat chick on crutches.  But, I digress.  The point is, and there is a point, that sometimes flip flopping is necessary in order to formulate a positive outcome, because, alas, people have short memories.  I was driving up 35 the other day and I saw an agitated cow flipping the bird to passersby.  I thought to myself "why the hell aren't you in the barn producing milk" until I saw the balls on that f**ker... and you ain't seen balls until you saw this sad SOB.  So I can understand this guy's disposition.. I mean those things hang and that's gotta hurt having corn stalk stubble running across the bottom of your sack while you're just trying to peruse greener pastures.  Which is the problem with America.  We're always so god damn worried about the corn stubble rubbing our balls that we can't even be grateful for the neighbor's green pasture.  And that's why I support Barack Obama.

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Why is a candidate doing so well sending out urgent requests for more volunteers. especially one with a good ground game?

God you're such a liar

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Opebo, I can't believe you didn't vote in Missouri! McCain is now going to win that damn state by a few hundred votes!

As much as I feel I deserve them, I don't have a few hundred votes..

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I don't like the test because it keeps calling me a Authoritarian, which i think is unfair with the questions they give you.

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Al gives the burn of the century:

Why? By my count, it's a 3-3 vote.

But it's funny that no one cares about his ethics as long as he can do a good job. It's a shame if he does get the AG job after committing a real crime himself.

I think that he's somewhat more ethically sound than you, Mr "Rape; lol!!!!"

I'm pissed off that I missed that.

And it was about me, too.

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OR WAS IT A BOLLYWOOD-MADE FAKE LANDING?!?!?!

probably not, as the probe did not perform a lavish song and dance sequence

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While a lot of politicians are indeed ugly, there are also some good-looking ones from time to time. I recall one particlar Tory candidate in the Scottish council electons last year that rather got my motor running

I'm extremely pleased so far.  Not only does he have diversity, he has competence.  Hopefully, he'll put a Southerner or two in the Cabinet, to balance out the Northeast, Midwest, and West that are already represented.

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Para Natã: Não.

explain. is it spanish or latin?

É português.

what does cream have to do with it?

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Para Natã: Não.

explain. is it spanish or latin?

É português.

what does cream have to do with it?

before you start spewing things you might want to know what you are saying. cause the phrase means, "for the cream:no".

"Natã" is also "Nathan".

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Stop posting here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111