Comedy Goldmine & Robin

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Male gigilo.

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If a post is goldmined twice, is there an award?

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why do so many people here think he's an athiest?

Well, he doesn't appear to be an observant Muslim. 

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Oh snap!

Justin Bieber sucks.

No he doesn't.

You must be disappointed.

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I realize there's a rule against posting yourself here, but there's no better place to post this exchange from the IRC chat. It begins with a discussion of Axis Powers Hetalia and turns into something else.

19:43   Mikado            The original author is very critical of Japan's relations with China
19:43   Mikado            The show, not so much
19:43   Teddy             does someone have a knife
19:43   ArchangelZero     Well of course, you know how the Japanese public reacts to Chinese relations
19:43   Teddy             I feel like stabbing myself
19:43   Mikado            In the series, Japan stabs china in the back in brutal fashion, leaving a scar
19:44   Xahar             Dolchstoßlegende
19:44   ArchangelZero     Appropriate
19:44   Mikado            In the TV series, the episode ends JUST BEFORE WWII
19:44   Mikado            So no stab
19:44   ArchangelZero     Lol
19:44   Xahar             Nobody liked my big German word?
19:44   Xahar             
19:45   Mikado            Ludendorff isn't in the chat
19:45      *** Xahar is now known as Ludendorff
19:45   Ludendorff        Ja.
19:45   Teddy             LOL
19:45      *** Mikado is now known as Adolf
19:45   ArchangelZero     LOL
19:45   Adolf             We lost the war because you were late, Erich
19:45   Adolf             We lost the Putsch
19:45   Adolf             Rather
19:45      *** Teddy is now known as ThatOtherGuy
19:45   Ludendorff        I am a national hero.
19:46   ThatOtherGuy      adolf! ludendorff!
19:46   Ludendorff        Nominate me for President.
19:46   ThatOtherGuy      I am so drunk I forget my name
19:46   Adolf             Excuse me, Erich, I think Paul is talking
19:46      *** ThatOtherGuy is now known as KarlDonetz
19:46   Adolf             Oh, it was Karl Donetz
19:46   Ludendorff        Dönitz ?
19:46   Adolf             Way to screw up the joke
19:46   KarlDonetz        yes
19:46   Adolf             You should be Paul von Hindenburg
19:47      *** KarlDonetz is now known as PaulVonBallonfire
19:47   Ludendorff        Catholics suck!
19:47   Adolf             Paul, you senile old man, make me Chancellor!
19:47   Ludendorff        Who's with me?
19:47   Adolf             Ludendorff, you loser
19:47   PaulVonBallonfire hummmmmm
19:47      *** Ludendorff is now known as Papen
19:48   Adolf             I was born Catholic, and you NEED me
19:48   Adolf             For any sort of position
19:48   Papen             Heheheh.
19:48   Adolf             PLUS
19:48   Adolf             I'm giving you a state funeral
19:48   Adolf             Whether you want it or not
19:48   Papen             Let's both be Chancellor together !
19:48   Adolf             No, shut up
19:48   Papen             Can I be Vice Chancellor ?
19:48   Adolf             Yes
19:48   Papen             
19:49   Adolf             Be quiet and don't disrupt us
19:49   Adolf             And put this armband on
19:49      *** PaulVonBallonfire is now known as Thalmann
19:49   Papen             Lieb Vaterland mag'st ruhig sein !
19:49   Thalmann          Nazism is evil! All hail Stalin
19:50   Adolf             Well, you're in luck
19:50   Adolf             I've just signed this treaty
19:50   Adolf             With Stalin
19:50   Adolf             
19:50   Papen             Why did you banish me to Turkey.
19:50   Papen             
19:50   Adolf             The weather's nice there
19:50   Adolf             
19:51   Papen             Send me to America.
19:51   Papen             Oh, never mind, I'm a wanted man there.

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It's not like there's a stickied thread about that or anything.

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I don't know what you're saying in the title, but does it say that someone's ex-wife is Robert Duvall???

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What makes it absurd?

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Wait, I was elected?

Also, a gem from the IRC chat:

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Presumably the irony is lost:

We're dealing with sore little whiners who try to embarrass and sabotage people if they don't get their way, and it's sickening.

I like how you generalize just like a leftist. I know that I, for one, would have never reacted this way if I had been there. I would have been a little peeved, sure, but I would not have jumped straight into doing this. So kindly don't lump us all together.

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Context DEFINITELY needed.

Van Der Blub is quite homophobic so I doubt it.

Context regrettably absent.

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James Shields - Matt Garza or David Price would have been far more deserving of a statue, IMO.

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(Wait...as I was typing this I realized I thought I was talking to a foreigner...LOL I forgot you're American because your logic is so flawed...)

Every time I think Naso has provided a quote that summarizes his worldview perfectly, he makes one that's even better.

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"Re: Kepler discovers 1200 possible new exoplanets"

Topic stunned me for a second, thought we'd uncovered some new (and bafflingly advanced) work of Iohannes Kepler.

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They aren't our citizens ; shouldn't be our problems...

And you claim to be a Christian?

I have yet to state anywhere I am a christian. I am Catholic.

I always find it amusing when people say this.

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Catholics are Christian. And I say this as probably the most anti-Catholic person on the forum.

No, Being Catholic is the same part as Christianity, not being Christian. But thats all I'm going to say, because this is for funny stuff, not your rants.

No, Andrew, you're being stupid here.

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I long for the way when Libertarianism finally goes the way of Marxism

No. We do not want those people in our humanities departments. Your idea is appalling.

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That thread got deleted while I was in the middle of reading it.

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A few I think would be needed:

Rites of Spring - For Want Of
The Hated - Words Come Back (ending theme)

Also I think regardless of the reality Tiffanye should listen to Mineral (maybe that'll be playing the night she seduces him, something like "If I Could") and have a Viewers Are Geniuses gag where every scene she's in she's wearing a Christian hardcore band's shirt (she would be in only a few flashbacks and the final scene.)

As the screenwriter, you don't actually assemble the soundtrack.

BRTD is an auteur.

He'd be the easiest person in the world to do a film study class on, though.  "This director kindly posted his thoughts throughout development on an Internet messageboard, complete with detailed explanations for every choice.  Invoking Death of the Author, I'm going to say that everything he wrote is immaterial to the film."

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I'll be highly annoyed if I find out Saturday that I spent the last 12 years of my life wasting away in the public school system. Ugh. Hopefully this ain't true, but I'll certainly say a prayer sometime Saturday.

I love that last line. tmth is hedging his bets.