The Ranch Dressing Epidemic: Will it cripple our great Republic?

[Franzl]

Ranch is a disgusting thing to put on a salad.

It's alright as a side to...say...wings.

[Franzl]

Yes. God bless wings and ranch.

+ a semi-good beer, say, Sam Adams. Wouldn't want a really good craft brew with it.

[Franzl]

I think Ranch is OK, but I prefer Italian or Bleu Cheese.  As for on pizza, I believe Papa John's puts some sort of dipping sauce in with their pizzas.  I have a book about pizza where the author says that a general rule of thumb is that pizza should not be served with dipping sauce.  Personally, I would probably agree.  Pizza is much too good on its own.  Why ruin such a great classic Italian/American comfort food like that?

Oh? I'm glad you've cleared that up with the experts' opinion.

[Franzl]

I think Ranch is OK, but I prefer Italian or Bleu Cheese.  As for on pizza, I believe Papa John's puts some sort of dipping sauce in with their pizzas.  I have a book about pizza where the author says that a general rule of thumb is that pizza should not be served with dipping sauce.  Personally, I would probably agree.  Pizza is much too good on its own.  Why ruin such a great classic Italian/American comfort food like that?

Oh? I'm glad you've cleared that up with the experts' opinion.

I see he has the same high standard in culinary experts as he does in historical experts.

What's that supposed to mean?

He's complimenting you. Be proud of your research abilities.