AL vs. MS vs. OK

[Some of My Best Friends Are Gay]

Oh God, that's like choosing between being murdered with a gun, murdered with a knife, or murdered via poison.

With that said, I guess I'd choose Alabama... Birmingham and Montgomery aren't so terrible, even though the rest of the state is absolutely not a place I'd be caught dead living in.

I was thinking Oklahoma at first, but then I realized that outside of Tulsa and OKC, it's probably worse than Alabama.

[Some of My Best Friends Are Gay]

Oh God, that's like choosing between being murdered with a gun, murdered with a knife, or murdered via poison.

With that said, I guess I'd choose Alabama... Birmingham and Montgomery aren't so terrible, even though the rest of the state is absolutely not a place I'd be caught dead living in.

I was thinking Oklahoma at first, but then I realized that outside of Tulsa and OKC, it's probably worse than Alabama.

You've obviously never been there.

In almost any case, I would prefer a major city to a small town or rural area - especially in the Deep South.

[Some of My Best Friends Are Gay]

Mountain Brook is the "nicest" town in Alabama, but also full of morons and assholes.

It's 97% white and the median income there is north of $130,000.


Gross.