A genie offers you a deal re: Virginia Governor/this forum. Do you take it?

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Yes, I can just put Tender on ignore, and his forum presence has far less consequences than RL elections

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Wait isn’t a genie supposed to give you a bad part of a deal as well?

I once had a scenario with absolutely no downside at all. It was that a beautiful female genie offered you a deal where Trump would go to jail for the rest of his life and would never be able to run for public office or publicly influence opinion ever again. However for the rest of Trump's life to keep this going, you would have to lick her feet every day.

...there's absolutely nothing remotely bad in that deal at all and people still didn't want to take it!

licking feet is absolutely gross, do you know where those feet have been? They're probably covered in germs, you disgust me.

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Wait isn’t a genie supposed to give you a bad part of a deal as well?

I once had a scenario with absolutely no downside at all. It was that a beautiful female genie offered you a deal where Trump would go to jail for the rest of his life and would never be able to run for public office or publicly influence opinion ever again. However for the rest of Trump's life to keep this going, you would have to lick her feet every day.

...there's absolutely nothing remotely bad in that deal at all and people still didn't want to take it!

licking feet is absolutely gross, do you know where those feet have been? They're probably covered in germs, you disgust me.

Nice try, your Google search history suggests you think otherwise.

why the hell would I want to lick people's feet? That is weird and disgusting, and only deranged people do that.

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Wait isn’t a genie supposed to give you a bad part of a deal as well?

I once had a scenario with absolutely no downside at all. It was that a beautiful female genie offered you a deal where Trump would go to jail for the rest of his life and would never be able to run for public office or publicly influence opinion ever again. However for the rest of Trump's life to keep this going, you would have to lick her feet every day.

...there's absolutely nothing remotely bad in that deal at all and people still didn't want to take it!

licking feet is absolutely gross, do you know where those feet have been? They're probably covered in germs, you disgust me.

Nice try, your Google search history suggests you think otherwise.

why the hell would I want to lick people's feet? That is weird and disgusting, and only deranged people do that.

I could report this as a personal attack (you calling me "deranged") but I won't. Anyway I'll just say the last time I was a strip club a stripper told me that's a very common thing she gets guys wanting and provides whenever they get VIP private dances.

I do not care about your strip club experiences, please keep them otherwise, and yes people who go to strip clubs are indeed weird. Now I see why you have your own quarantine board on AAD, because of nonsense like this.

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I don't even remember who Tender Branson is and I've been on this forum for years.

Someone who was obsessed with population control and thought a global pandemic would be a good thing because it was reduce the world population. Also a very big creep.