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Question: Should masturbation be legal?
#1
Yes. Hey!! I can't SEE!!		  
#2
No. Life begins at ejactulation. Why do you HATE JEBUS YOU HOMOINSGURGENT BABYEATING COMMUNIST JEW ATHEIST RETARD LIBRUL DIMMERCRAT!!!		  
#3
I just think I threw up in my mouth a little.		  
#4
42		  
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Pie		  
#6
(.)(.)		  
#7
Masturbation should only be allowed in the cases of rape, insest and in the mortal defence of the father.		  
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« on: July 28, 2007, 11:26:23 PM »
Couldn't resist.
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2007, 01:04:58 PM »
What if it's hot?
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2007, 01:25:11 PM »

Don't be prude.
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« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2007, 04:44:37 PM »
Yeah, but what if the government wants in on the hot action? Does anyone consider the government's sexual needs and wants?
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« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2007, 05:05:02 PM »
Quote from: CPT MikeyMike on July 29, 2007, 04:56:02 PM
Quote from: Angry_Weasel on July 29, 2007, 04:44:37 PM
Yeah, but what if the government wants in on the hot action? Does anyone consider the government's sexual needs and wants?

Hey if Sarah Palin wants to join in with me, then I'm all for it. 

As long as that is kept from my wife!

Naughty Naughty Wink She does look like a high-class adult model, doesn't she. Like the type that old-blood politicians have their indiscretions with.
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« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2007, 10:00:14 AM »
Well, you are the fundie, how would you enforce an abortion ban? The answer: The same way you would enforce a masturbation ban.
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2007, 11:10:12 AM »
Quote from: Snowguy716 on July 31, 2007, 12:20:59 AM
Quote from: Jomy Marks Shin on July 29, 2007, 12:47:37 PM
It's none of the government's business what somebody does in private.

It's none of the government's business what you do LEGALLY in private.  If you rape someone, it'll probably be in private, and the government has business in that case.

Especially if its hot. Cpt.Mikeys Sarah Palin comments.
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2007, 10:27:25 PM »
24 votes... almost 30 replied and 400 views...this was supposed to be a joke.
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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2007, 11:35:43 PM »
...maybe as Zardoz said:

The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth... and kill!

That would actually be a good Republican stump speech that would kill both the Foreign Policy and Civil Policy birds with one stone in a very "articulate" manner.
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2007, 12:20:19 PM »

Thanks. That should be my sig.
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2007, 12:55:50 PM »


That's nice.
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« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2007, 01:30:31 AM »
Quote from: Lieutenant Governor Sensei on August 02, 2007, 11:45:38 PM
that might be the least best way to find out someone is a fellow lefty.


You mean, which palm is the hairiest?
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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2007, 09:55:28 PM »
This guy is a religious nut, isn't it?
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