Hypothetical 2024 GOP primary

[Person Man]

This is probably probably who is running.

I'm voting based on who I would be most comfortable with, not with ironic support. Trump has shown that "ironic support" doesn't work, despite it being irresponsible.

 Ted Cruz- He's basically Rick Scott on steroids. 2.

 Tom Cotton- A racist hawk. He's potentially the most conservative guy here. 6.

 Donald Trump Jr - No. 7.

 Ron DeSantis - He's at least moderate-ish on environmental issues, but he's an incompetent racist.  4.

 Josh Hawley - He's a fundamentalist who might leave things like Obamacare alone, but probably not.  3. If he actually did leave social programs alone and let unions do better, I might be more interested. I just think its talk to sound more reasonable to get people used to living in a country where at the very least, there is always at least one Waco or Portland thing happening and where you potentially need to provide pay stubs to buy alcohol or have to put your name on a sign-in sheet to buy condoms. And he will probably eventually get around to right-to-work, state-owned oil refineries and coal mines, privatized health care and education anyways.

 Mike Pence- He's probably the second most conservative guy and probably the least least intelligent. Everyone else on this list besides Jr. are gifted. I think Pence is just semi-smart like most of us.5.

 Rick Scott - At this point, he's generic R. I'd probably pick him though he's probably not quite as smart as DeSantis, Cotton, Hawley, or Cruz. 1.