Hipsters

[Sensei]

HP

[Sensei]

The problem is that half of my hipster acquaintances are total douchebags and the other half are cool.

[Sensei]

I guess people on here would consider me a hipster.

No. It's almost impossible to be a hipster in high school.

I dress like stereotypical hipster, listen to music like a stereotypical hipster etc.

I don't know I don't consider myself a hipster but I could see how people would consider me one.

Unless you guzzle Pabst and waste a ton of money trying to look poor, you're not a hipster. You are a hipster Padawan learner.

[Sensei]

Who would want to look poor, though? It's almost as absurd as people who want to be friends with poor people. What benefit does that have? (A question I posed last night at a party).

If you were really rich you could befriend the poor without hazard, AHDuke.  But alas you are a social climber, and must look for use in others, just like a poor.   Climb hard now!

[Sensei]

It was hipsterfest at the Modest Mouse show last night.

Obviously. The hipster is a friend of the Mouse.