Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

If it is the Target in Midwest City (appears to be closest to you), the phone number is  (405) 455-4000. I can help you write up a transcript on what to say if you'd like. It may seem weird to do, but I can guarantee that the person on the other end will be grateful you took the time to call and show you were serious about the job. Places like that get young thugs and hooligans applying all the time - this is a good way to separate yourself from them.

It makes sense to call. But does it make Kingdom sense?

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Sounds like it's time for the OxyContin story arc to begin.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

When you're massively overweight, it's incredibly difficult to visually notice a loss of "only" 15 pounds.

That said, the burden of proof is on the habitual liar, not those of us who are questioning the habitual liar.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

This is Reply #1800.  We are rapidly approaching the end of Season VIII.  There are plans in the works for yet a Ninth Season.  Season VIII will not end until we get over 2,000 replies.

He literally cares more about this than finding a job. Sadly, we've all addicted poor, narcissistic Bushie to attention -- good or bad, clearly it doesn't matter.