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Question: Should Missionaried be Boiled in Pots?
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minionofmidas
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« on: August 23, 2011, 12:21:22 PM »
You know the ancient joke about the missionary surrounded by three hungry lions?
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2011, 08:29:54 AM »
He bends down on his knees and prays to the Lord. "I need a miracle, please, oh lord, turn these savage beasts into good Christians."
There's a lightning flash, he looks up and sees that his prayer has been heeded - the lions too have gotten into a praying position: "Bless us, O Lord, and this, Your gift, which we are about to receive from Your bounty. Through Christ, our Lord. Amen".
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