COVID-19 Megathread 4: Grandma Got Run Over by the Dow Jones

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

White House just released its guidelines for "Opening Up America Again":

https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/16/politics/read-guidelines-for-opening-america/index.html

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

It's not bad! The major thing I would fix is kicking the opening of large venues back to stage three rather than stage two.  

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

Morning, y'all.

Temperature is down to 98.9*F (well within standard range).  No longer achy, no more NP cough, and all my vitals are normal.  No noticable signs of any residual respiratory issues. My senses of taste and smell have also fully returned.    

During the past few weeks, I've been sending data surrounding my vitals, symptoms, etc. to researchers at Rutgers University. Though mine is only one case, I hope that it sheds just a little bit of insight into COVID-19.  

I'll continue to keep tabs on things and stay in strict quarantine. But ladies and gents, I think I can officially declare that I have beaten the coronavirus!

From the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU for all of your support!

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

April 15
Grassr00ts State Progress map
Based on state trend in new cases per day

-Cases strongly decreasing (50% green) 6 states
-Cases starting to decrease (30% green) 13 states
-Cases peaking out (30% yellow) 25 states
-Cases increasing but slowing (30% red) 4 states
-Cases increasing badly (50% red) 2 states

I'll be posting this every 3/4 days with new numbers.

You can also clearly point out the bad governors from the good ones on this map.

Can you though? Ohio being in yellow incorporates a lot of Governors who did an unquestionably bad job here like Kemp, Ivy, and DeSantis. Also, for no apparent reason Delaware sticks out getting red and I haven't heard anything yet their governor

Carper has been pretty quiet.  I believe that his stay-at-home order runs until May 15th.
 

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

Come on, folks. Please stop cluttering up this thread with your Marxist/Fascist labeling.  Some of us are reading this to try to get real information.

Only a fascist would say somethin' like that!

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

Revised further downward to 60,000 deaths.

Never should have shut the economy. Stupid overreaction.

Did you get your check yet, GOP?

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

Chill out about DeSantis opening the beaches. It’s down pouring rain here, and should some of our red avatars ever leave their basement hideaway they’d know that the beach in Florida is very, very, very long. I think the beach is way more safe than a grocery store or doctor’s waiting room.

What about us blues confined to basement hideaways?