Confessions of Atlas

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

Not really a confession, but I've had malaria. 

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

I like a couple Nickelback songs.

Something you might appreciate in light of your username (and, y'know, the 49ers actually doing something this season )

A friend of mine (a die-hard Patriots fan) is friends with Jimmy Garoppolo -- and by friends, I mean close friends.  They've both known each other ever since they were little and have kept in touch ever since.  To give you an idea of what that means, after the game against Miami where he got knocked out by an injury (and the Pats lost), he commented on a status of hers saying "I'm sorry I couldn't get the win for you today, beautiful".  

So I was visiting this friend a few years ago and I noticed that she had a Jimmy Garoppolo Pats'  jersey hanging on her wall -- authentic cut, stitched numbers, letters, etc.  

This was before anybody knew who the hell Jimmy G was -- he was "just" Tom Brady's backup -- and his jersey was pretty much impossible to get.  

I asked her about it and she said that he had given it to her.  I even snapped a pic of her standing next to it:  



(No, I didn't edit her face.  She really just has a black void where her nose, eyes, and mouth should be).  

I joked that it was cool that she was so close to an NFL quarterback, but..."couldn't you have made friends with Tom Brady, instead?"

I guess Jimmy G. shut me right up. 

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

F**k it.

I'm non-binary. Demigirl, to be specific.

Hell yes!

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

When the family is all gathered at my parents' house and I want to piss my older brother off, I wear my Louboutin stilettos around the house because I know that the clicking absolutely drives him nuts.  

And if he confronts me about it, I default to the standard little kid "what? Is it against the law to walk?"

[Penn_Quaker_Girl]

When the family is all gathered at my parents' house and I want to piss my older brother off, I wear my Louboutin stilettos around the house because I know that the clicking absolutely drives him nuts.  

And if he confronts me about it, I default to the standard little kid "what? Is it against the law to walk?"

When my Masis lol (For people who dont know , mom's sister) ask me even jokingly do you love me as much as you love mom , I say obviously not .


It makes them upset lol , but I would never even in a joking matter say I love someone more than my mom and dad. When people try to say I am Mama's or Papa's boy , I proudly say yes I am

Alright, so if we're going down the Indian family route:

My extremely-socially-conservative grandmother saw pics of me in a dress that was a bit too tight and a bit too short for her liking.  And to make matters worse, I was standing next to a guy with his arm around me -- a NON-Indian guy.  

So ofc, she voiced her displeasure.  My answer (and I don't know what prompted me to say this) was:

Oh, don't worry about the dress.  That guy ripped it off me afterwards.

Needless to say, I spent the night at a friend's house.