opebo Week: A Celebration of His Life & Times

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Thank you for this Eraserhead. It's very important that we remember our fallen comrade.

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2005 was peak of opebo trolling. Great year.

One of my great regrets in life is that I missed hard-right opebo. I registered long after that phase had ended I'm afraid.

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Why?

Because some posters are sick in their heads.

Yes, and they banned opebo. RIP FF.

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People, please. If you insist on discussing religion in a thread dedicated to opebo's memory, I'm afraid we'll have to feed you all to the lions. It's what he would have wanted.

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So how about this? One of the first posts in Update, and oh damn definitely one of the best:

No, no, no.  If you are a poor, and you have a job at the Electric Company, you stay there, and say 'yes sir' and 'no sir, and just batten down the hatches and wait.  It will all be over soon enough.  No need to rush it by getting conned up the a**s by some Kiwi b******s and ending up living under a bridge.

Seriously, I know poors who work at the Power Company (true they're from the previous unionized generations so they made $70,000/year, but still), and they survived.  Every one of them - and they will get to die in hospitals with medical treatments.  Yes, Public Utilities are not government jobs, but they're the next best thing.

Yup, that's a classic. Basically the thesis statement of Update.

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You, once again, have managed to derail a thread so that you can spew invective at the "religious dumbs" and prove to all your inherent superiority over them. Congratulations.

It's what opebo would have wanted!

Now, please kindly feed yourself to a lion to further honor his memory.

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On the subject, from a thread asking whether memphis (the poster) was doomed:

When I first saw this thread, I was hopeful and thought perhaps a hurricane or earthquake was destroying the horrible American city.

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opebo was really on fire in this thread:

Just observing the dreary old world around me.  You may see more clearly when you're older (I used to get the stuff thrown at me now and again when I was a youth, and I'll admit it can be confusing).

Sheesh, bad as they are, the Jap..... anese are a useful counterbalance to the Chinese.  We don't want them just dying off into nothing.  What would we do, repopulate the place with Filipinos?  Real useful.

...I'd imagine that they'll perfect ultra-clean, coitus-free reproduction before anyone else does.  In tiny portions with a little bowl miso soup on the side.

The article didn't specify, but I'll wager the male Japanese is still producing his daily 'little bowl of miso soup' same as before, he's just doing it on his own now.

In Bangkok they always say about the Japanese - '3 inches, 3 minutes, 3,000 baht'.

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Ah yes, "progressives" once again pushing the mysoginistic and anti-worker position that the state should be able to tell women who they can and cannot have sex with.