The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

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Well, if by 'health and human services' you mean the term in a cruelly sarcastic way, and in fact want something more like a department of genocide in practice, then Wonkfish is your man.

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Ireland is up 4-0. Dublin must be exploding with joy. Tuesday's game might be the most pointless match they'll play during this qualifying campaign.

Or so they thought... until Estonia go up 4-0 with four obvious handgoals within the last four minutes.

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Slavoj Zizek has written extensively about "Kung Fu Panda", so I think the Star Wars prequels are fair game.

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pretty good answer by Huntsman

JMFCST FLAVOR OF THE MONTH TRENDWATCH: signs indicate Huntsman may be in line to be the Anti-Romney of December, if Newt's campaign happens to falter

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Some might argue that this entire situation is a little Kafkaesque.

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^^^Wtf do they eat in Minnesota...

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Great Ron Paul Youtube comments that sum up his supporters:

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Dr. Congressman Ron Paul is correct. Show him his due respect.

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Also, have you noticed the size of the brain?

Peeperkorn only votes for dolichocephalic candidates.

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lulz

Only Bushie can use "vote for the person" reasoning and come up with Mitt Romney as the best choice.

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^^^legendary post right there.

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…yet Thurston is the only dude smart enough to have money and get pussy. 

Well, perhaps, but that means that the only p. being gotten was Mrs. Howell.  She wasn't so bad, but after all its hardly as if Thurston were really enjoying life and at the same time the two young cutie-pies were totally going to waste.  What the Island needed was prostitution.

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Does this mean Newt would be open to supporting polygamy.  Could be an interesting way to outflank Romney when the very competitive Utah primary rolls around.

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Romney 35% (+2)
Gingrich 24% (-1)
Santorum 16%
Paul 12% (+1)

Probably a measure of momentum.

NONE OF THE THINGS YOU SAY ACTUALLY MEAN THINGS.

epic

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Everybody quiet!  Mitt is speaking!

Reported for trolling.

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So Romney speech...

"America is awesome" YAY
"Lies about Obama and the economic trajectory" booo
"I'm awesome... disregard my time as Governor..." yay
"Obama is socialist" booo...ooo!
"Reaganesque baseless platitudes"yaaaay!
"Thanks Nevada you're the best!" yaaay"

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If the Romney is to be the first poststructuralist president, Is this the first poststructuralist thread to commemorate this fact? The signs and the signifiers don't seem to be getting along much here.

The possible Romney Presidency does not exist outside the text. Thus, this thread is the only place where it is real.

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Santorum is clearly setting us up to be defeated by the Witch-King of Angmar.

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Mike Naso doesn't understand women, part 3840393485:

Well, of course. Obama is a 100% perfect voting block for single women. They are much more willing to give second chances. Many women believe men will change. "I know he was bad, but he's trying...ect". "He promises to change this time, ect".

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This thread leads me to believe he's broken up with that girl, so he should have his man-bear award taken away regardless.

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Newt!

And the Whack-a-Mole pops out of his hole.

God. You don't need to say it 100 times, you know?

that's historically how JJ has worked.

Sort of like a...hmmmm...Whack-a-Mole.

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This is what Obama had Breitbart killed for?? Bummer.

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You've met gay people right?

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The invisible county? Excuse me?

Kalawao County

Huh, interesting.

I feel they should have 9 delegates.