The Kalwejt Foundation for the Promotion of Atlas Hilarity

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It seems crazy to me that Beto is only 2 years younger than Cruz.

Ted Cruz gives the illusion of a spectral figure who has silently presided over every conflict since the start of humanity and urged for the most destructive response. He floats from century to century, his plastered smile and grating voice at the corner of every room. And though he is in everyone's peripheral vision, when they turn their heads in his direction, he is gone, and only his creepy aura remains.

This is by far the best description of the heeby jeeby feelings I get when I see him, that I have seen so far.  There's something dark and unholy about that man.

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I just looked up what lox is.

WHO THE F[INKS] EATS THAT ON A BAGEL?

I once ate a cinnamon-raisin bagel with butter and marmite on it... because f*** you.

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This might be my favorite one yet:

Electoral College of RAMS(St.Louis too) v COWBOYS v PATS fans

MI is Brady's home

I’d put MN in the patriots column cuz Brady spent his summers as a youth on a dairy farm in rural Todd county, MN and has uncles, aunts, and cousins in the area.