Do you hate white people?

[Ban my account ffs!]

Around here golf is a middle class sport and yachts would be overkill in a lake.  How about frisbee golf and a humble fishing boat with a 25hp motor?

I suppose I'm still guilty cuz some of your ancestors owned slaves or took land from Indians.  Mine didn't, in fact.  They were being sh**t on in Europe or being superior to 'the States' up in Area 51 (Canada).  Only after the slaves were freed and the Indians relieved of duty did my family weasel in.  They made the mistake of being beckoned by ambassadorial friendship into Michigan where they immediately proceeded through the gateway to the west and upon noticing that meant Missouri, scattered to the four corners of the earth (many in Nebraska where they could feel good knowing every time a Nebraska cornfed cow farted the stink would blow right over Iowa into Chicago, then Michigan...then where it belonged...back in Ontario.)