On the campaign trail with Michael Z...

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Now imagine that speech would one of those sexy British accents -- I might just faint myself.


<a few chants of "increase airport security!" were heard from a moderately sized group that just flew in from Boston's Logan Airport, where the individuals checking the bags were yapping about "The Apprentice" instead of actually checking them. .">

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Oh, and wonderful choice of music Mr. Z -- might I reccomend some Morrissey or The Beautiful South at any future campaign stops?

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Vote Z, or he'll break your knee!

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The Maryland voters patiently await the arrival of Michael Z's campaign van -- er, bus. campaign bus. There will be a party at the press sec's house -- freshly baked cookies and a good sound system for the highly anticipated speech.

Maryland for Z!

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That's cause us Marylanders got hospitality. You stop by, we won't like your policies at all, and we'll ridicule you behind your back and stump you with logical questions, but we WILL give you cookies. Good ones, too. Not that crap store-bought stuff.

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If Michael Z does not get on the ballot, we will elect him as a write-in candidate!

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<press sec of_thisnation realizes that he accidently gave Michael Z the "special" cookies he was saving for his party with Nym.>


Oh well.

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You WILL vote for Michael Z! THERE IS NO CHOICE.

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New ad from the "we're not associated with michael z INC."



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Reaganfan was recently spotted at his latest rally. . .






Is THIS the kind of man you want as your senator? Vote Michael Z for Senate.

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Vote Z!



I'll be gone from today thru Sunday evening. Don't stop campaigning, Michael. I suggest a strong speech with your positions on national security, or cookie security.