where do you stand on these social issues?

[Nation]

gay marriage? oppose
abortion?  support keeping it legal
legalized gambling? support heavily
prostitution?  no legalization, but reduce penalties
prayer in school?  not organized by teachers, but -- i prayed in school. no one seemed to have a problem with it.
school uniforms? oppose
drug legalization? support
gun control? oppose
affirmative action? oppose
speed limits? support
death penalty? oppose
mandatory minimum sentencing? oppose

[Nation]

If hammers were the cause of as much death, then yes i would call for the ban of Hammers.

Waiting for that to go in someone's sig

I'm thinking of putting it in. A much better response for him to save face would be to explain how the original purpose of hammers were not to kill things. That wouldn't have helped his argument immensely, but still.