San Francisco. I don't speak Dutch.
Everyone in Holland speaks English, and I mean everyone. It is odd I know, to listen to the tram drivers speak near flawless English but they do. But then Dutch is the closest language to English that there is on the planet, save for Frisian.
I kind of doubt this would be true in Urk, although it is definitely true in Amsterdam.
Anyway, Urk is creepy. A place where over a third of the population votes for a party that until 2006 opposed female suffrage? Yeah, no thanks.