The Comedy Goldmine(ONLY FUNNY ATLAS POSTS ALLOWED, NO BRTD ALLOWED)

[DownWithTheLeft]

about Andrew:

Still refuses to admit he's a Democrat trying to infiltrate the Republican party.

What's w/people stealing my quotes?

Plus my one about France was much better

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Blah Blah Blah..I hate conservatives..blah blah..I'm a dumb shit..blah blah blah..

That's pretty much all I got out of that.

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Its sad today how more and more people get stupid. In the end we all well see. The Bible is 100% real. You guys are just to stupid to understand or believe in it.

What's funny about the bible being true?  Not believing it and you going to hell is funnier for me, but seriously I think saving yourself would be much better for u

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Once Huckabee and Rockafeller start campaigning for him and Bush's numbers come up again, that's gonna be it.

That's going to be hard since Rockefeller is...uh...dead.

I guess that does make it rather hard to campaign now doesn't it

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All but the first two.

Then why are you a Democrat?  Come on, we like people like that on the conservative, its the libs that shut out religion

...And if you believe the Earth is 6000 years old, then I'm sorry, you're a complete moron.

I didn't say that one.  All I'm saying is that I don't know how you could say that liberals embrace religion.  The ACLU, which almost always endorses Democrats, believes religion should be destroyed.  Look, you can't say "Yeah, I'm religious, but you know my neighbor might not be so let's take down every image of religion."  A true religious person says, "I don't care if you don't believe in God, I do and so does the majority of the country so what damage is it doing leaving up such a peaceful and good symbol?"  If you support killing an unborn fetus, you are not religious.  If support gay marriage, you are not religious.  You may call yourself that and it may make you feel good, but you are not going to be saved, God will not put up w/that.  Jesus believed in saving people and turning their life around, he stopped Mary Magdelin from being a prostitute and helped her change her life around, he didn't say "Keep being a prostitute."  That's not what he was all about, he corrected moral injustices not endorse them.  And the Republicans aren't for starving the poor, they are for giving to charities and not having the government hand out money, especially when a good number of people are abusing the system.  It is truly contradicatory to be a true Democrat and a religious person.  You may say you are, but you are this new "it's ok to be gay and kill babies" religious, not true religious.  To be a Dem and religious, you say to be Ben Nelson.  You don't have to be religious to be Republican b/c we don't try to remove symbols of atheism, but religious Democrat is an oxymoron.

What's so funny about the truth?

[DownWithTheLeft]

All but the first two.

Then why are you a Democrat?  Come on, we like people like that on the conservative, its the libs that shut out religion

...And if you believe the Earth is 6000 years old, then I'm sorry, you're a complete moron.

I didn't say that one.  All I'm saying is that I don't know how you could say that liberals embrace religion.  The ACLU, which almost always endorses Democrats, believes religion should be destroyed.  Look, you can't say "Yeah, I'm religious, but you know my neighbor might not be so let's take down every image of religion."  A true religious person says, "I don't care if you don't believe in God, I do and so does the majority of the country so what damage is it doing leaving up such a peaceful and good symbol?"  If you support killing an unborn fetus, you are not religious.  If support gay marriage, you are not religious.  You may call yourself that and it may make you feel good, but you are not going to be saved, God will not put up w/that.  Jesus believed in saving people and turning their life around, he stopped Mary Magdelin from being a prostitute and helped her change her life around, he didn't say "Keep being a prostitute."  That's not what he was all about, he corrected moral injustices not endorse them.  And the Republicans aren't for starving the poor, they are for giving to charities and not having the government hand out money, especially when a good number of people are abusing the system.  It is truly contradicatory to be a true Democrat and a religious person.  You may say you are, but you are this new "it's ok to be gay and kill babies" religious, not true religious.  To be a Dem and religious, you say to be Ben Nelson.  You don't have to be religious to be Republican b/c we don't try to remove symbols of atheism, but religious Democrat is an oxymoron.

What's so funny about the truth?

Do you have a fetish for gross over-simplification or something?

Some things are simple, whether or not someone is truly religious is one of those things.

[DownWithTheLeft]

there are few ppl in this world as articulate as me

Again the truth is not funny.  I don't see how you can judge that if you never heard me speak.

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Not to mention that I've corrected his spelling and grammar a few times.  I guess he was using the 'George W. Bush' definition of 'articulate'.

I can speak, not spell

Either way this is a stupid argument b/c you can't prove me wrong, and I can't prove you right.

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Not sure if funny is the right word for this...

Lee Harvey Oswald (or whoever) saved America from going down a path that would have lead to a communist takeover.

This settles it IMO; this guy is a total kook.

Kook is a bad word, I simply think Kennedy was an awful president and would have done a lot of harm

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Not sure if funny is the right word for this...

Lee Harvey Oswald (or whoever) saved America from going down a path that would have lead to a communist takeover.

This settles it IMO; this guy is a total kook.

Kook is a bad word, I simply think Kennedy was an awful president and would have done a lot of harm

Thinking that someone was an awful President (and, Cuban Missile Crisis aside, I'm no fan Kennedy) is not the same as being happy about, nay, gloating over, their unpleasant death.

You obviously missed the rest of my posts, I'm just saying that his death wasn't a bad things for America.  Personally, I think his death was horrible, but politcally it was a good thing for America.

[DownWithTheLeft]

Not sure if funny is the right word for this...

Lee Harvey Oswald (or whoever) saved America from going down a path that would have lead to a communist takeover.

This settles it IMO; this guy is a total kook.

Kook is a bad word, I simply think Kennedy was an awful president and would have done a lot of harm

If you actually wish death on your political opponents you may want to seek help.

You should seek help for your RINOidus

[DownWithTheLeft]

Not sure if funny is the right word for this...

Lee Harvey Oswald (or whoever) saved America from going down a path that would have lead to a communist takeover.

This settles it IMO; this guy is a total kook.

Kook is a bad word, I simply think Kennedy was an awful president and would have done a lot of harm

If you actually wish death on your political opponents you may want to seek help.

You should seek help for your RINOidus

I don't think that's the same as hoping that someone's life ends.

I'm not saying I hoped he would die, I never could say that b/c I was born long after his assissination.  I'm just saying that since he's already dead, to look at it politically I feel it was a good thing.  Just as I'm sure some people think Lincoln's assiassination was a good thing looking back on it.  It doesn't make me crazy, it means I think JFK was a bad president, and that isn't a radical opinion.  I'll tell you Reagan was the greatest president, but if you want to tell me he was an awful one, go right ahead, I'm sure you will RINO.

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I'll tell you Reagan was the greatest president, but if you want to tell me he was an awful one, go right ahead, I'm sure you will RINO.

What the hell....

You are problem not a big Reagan fan, he championed Republican causes not Linc Chafee RINO causes.

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As for me being insane,  Monica played a role but a small one and the Republicans used it in all of their campaign ads in 2000.

You want to the Goldmine?  Just listen to Overton for a while, I've never heard someone be so funny unintentionally.

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This just proves that Corzine wasn't the Governor that he promised to be and he won't be the favorite to win in 2009. This just proves Corzine is a bad governor, this isn't necessarily a knock on Menendez .

In other news, sun insists on rising in the east...

[DownWithTheLeft]

A response to what Christmas deocrations you'll put up:

I'm putting a picture of Mohammed in my front window.

[DownWithTheLeft]

I got Republican but I was hoping to get fascist.

I hope States keeps posting!!