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« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2014, 08:53:45 PM » |
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I keep little packages of condiment mayonnaise with me regularly. Seems like folks always provide other condiments but not mayonnaise. Just yesterday we were invited to a "picnic, bring a covered dish, hotdogs and burgers will be provided." As I suspected, the people who organized it provided buns, burgers, lettuce, tomato slices, pickles, mustard, and even ketchup. I haven't much use for ketchup, but I appreciate the other dressings for the grilled meats. But why not mayo? Well, I know the answer. Unlike lettuce, pickles, tomato slices, ketchup, and mustard, mayonnaise cannot handle hours of direct sunlight. Well, it can, but your sh**t will be liquid if you eat it. Most folks' anyway. I think I've developed a bit of a tolerance. I can even eat "macaroni salad" that has been sitting out, unrefrigerated, all day in the hot sun. Or maybe it's that I just don't mind a little escherichia coli with my lunch. In any case, I do enjoy a healthy dollop of mayonnaise on my hot dogs, corn dogs, hamburgers, tater tots, french fries, and corn-on-the cob. It's not bad on pear salad either. I do appreciate your post, though. People divorce over these things. I'm not a big fan of divorce, in fact I'm very much against it, which is why I posted in another thread that folks ought to live together a very, very long time before marrying. I once broke up with a woman who actually preferred Miracle Whip. I could put up with most of her other shortcomings, but the thought of Miracle Whip on my sandwich was too much. I wouldn't mind the shape that she spreads it. Star of David. Hackenkreutz. Stars'n'Bars. Even a peace sign. To me, it's not the shape with which you dribble on the condiment, but the condiment that you're dribbling on the bun. She liked Miracle Whip, and I liked mayonnaise. Sure, miracle whip, like mustard, holds up better under the summer sun, but there's really no substitute for mayonnaise. We just couldn't come to a mutual understanding, so we went our separate ways. No grudges held. Well, okay, there were a few grudges, but not over condiments. I have always respected that there are two kinds of people: those who prefer mayonnaise, and those who prefer some other condiment.
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