Charles V is my fourteenth great grandfather.
The one who ruined the economy when he flooded the European market with looted Peruvian gold? The one whose reign was market by enormously expensive and continuous warfare? The one who privatized many erstwhile government endeavors in order to save money, only to lose it because these privateers where exempt from paying taxes? The one whose inability to sustain a campaign against a Muslim military force left his successor with a serious mess to clean up? The one whose legacy was a polarized, fragmented empire on the brink of bankruptcy?
Wait, maybe I'm thinking about George W. Bush.
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