Iowa Caucus Results Thread (pg 148 - full results)

[Progressive Pessimist]

I really doubt that satellite caucuses are very indicative of the greater results. For one thing, with the ones taking place outside Iowa at least, many of these caucus-goers haven't been inundated with constant ads targeting them which may or may not affect the eventual decisions of who to caucus for.

Let's just be patient and see what happens. I guess that's easy for me to say though because I have no real emotional investment in this nomination campaign.

[Progressive Pessimist]

Trump won the Iowa caucus.

I hope you're being sarcastic.

I can't say for sure who won this caucus, but the caucus itself is the obvious loser.

[Progressive Pessimist]

Trump won the Iowa caucus.

I hope you're being sarcastic.

I can't say for sure who won this caucus, but the caucus itself is the obvious loser.

I mean, he did literally win the Iowa caucus though.

Well yeah, that is technically true.

Trump won the Iowa caucus.

I hope you're being sarcastic.

I can't say for sure who won this caucus, but the caucus itself is the obvious loser.

This. The idea that anyone will even remember this by election day is absurd.

Thank you! The American voter can be stupid, but they aren't so stupid as to walk into the voting booth and suddenly pull the lever for Trump just because the Iowa Democratic Party f***ed up in disseminating the results of the caucus.

However, the fallout from this does suggest that uniting the party is still going to be as difficult as ever for the nominee. I can't say that I'm not anxious about that.

[Progressive Pessimist]

Trump won the Iowa caucus.

I hope you're being sarcastic.

I can't say for sure who won this caucus, but the caucus itself is the obvious loser.

I mean, he did literally win the Iowa caucus though.

Lies, Weld won the caucus and the fake news media is just too scared to say anything.

I f***ing wish...

[Progressive Pessimist]

For fun, here's the current Iowa map, done Atlas-style.

It burns!

[Progressive Pessimist]

I may not be the biggest Sanders fan, but considering that the SDE totals between him and Buttigieg essentially being tied, and with him winning the popular vote, it's not that much of a stretch to consider him the winner. We'll see if the re-canvass changes that, but in the interim the real loser is still the Iowa caucus as a concept.

[Progressive Pessimist]

Again, the best and easiest way to further improve the Iowa Caucus is to simply get rid of it, as with all other caucuses.