Update for Everyone VII: Insert Something Philosophical Sounding Here

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Was not selected for jury duty.

Fairly easy in Johnson County, IA if you say one Republican viewpoint.

You know, you're not supposed to lie about your political beliefs during jury selection.

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I will be tantalizingly close to visiting Kalawao County, but sadly the logistics won’t work out. An excuse to visit again, I suppose.

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Just had a kic@!$> day on the local river in Austin.

Barton Springs?

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Car crapped out yesterday. It’s misfiring on one of the cylinders. The folks at the car parts store who read the code said it could be any number of things. They mentioned it could be a clogged injector; might see about getting some cleaner. I don’t want to spend anymore than like $20 on it (other than gas) at this point. It hit 300,000 miles at the beginning of the month. I really only needed it to last a few more weeks; I’ve already been looking at cars, but it would’ve been nice to have a bit more time and not have to maybe get a rental car or something in the mean time.

Took it in to fail smog. Now it’s misfiring on two of the six cylinders. Looking at retiring it through a CA state program.

And in better news, I got a new car today! It’s a Subaru Impreza Hatchback!

My sister has that same car. Y'all can be lesbians together.

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tfw the sky is actually on fire

Zurich, but in French? This will not do.

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tfw the sky is actually on fire

Zurich, but in French? This will not do.

I'm a brave pioneer who has risked my life by moving across the language divide to live with our barbarian German speaking cousins

Bon courage mon gars

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Drinking an old fashioned in the Palmer House lobby >>>>

It's neither the nicest (aside from the lobby) nor coolest hotel in Chicago, but I love the history and have fond memories from attending several friends' weddings there.

I was there for a research conference last April. The lobby was quite the marvel.

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After months of trying, the wife is finally pregnant.

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Binged Derry Girls with the missus. Quite a laugh.

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After months of trying, the wife is finally pregnant.

Today went well at the OB-GYN. Except I'm never having sex again, because we've apparently got three buns in the oven. Anyone got any name suggestions?

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Russian women are psycho. Stay the F away unless you know what you're doing.

My people have known this for a long time.

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Russian women are psycho. Stay the F away unless you know what you're doing.

My people have known this for a long time.

I should've known why so many beautiful, smart women were available.

What did you think drives Russian men to have the highest smoking and drinking rates in the world?

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After months of trying, the wife is finally pregnant.

Today went well at the OB-GYN. Except I'm never having sex again, because we've apparently got three buns in the oven. Anyone got any name suggestions?

Well, it's a boy. And a girl. And another girl!

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After months of trying, the wife is finally pregnant.

Today went well at the OB-GYN. Except I'm never having sex again, because we've apparently got three buns in the oven. Anyone got any name suggestions?

Well, it's a boy. And a girl. And another girl!

Congratulations. When is the memorial service for your sleep, sanity, and checking account?

You missed it, pal, it was back in April. But please do send the family your regards; gifts are appreciated but not required.

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Cath (or anyone) - if you’ve got Hulu, watch Veronica Mars.

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I’ve gotten to the point where I have no choice but to believe all the stories people tell me. And some people say that I look like a pale, goobly goblin. So I’m going to take a goblin skydiving lesson this weekend. When the moment comes, I’ll ask the ██████████ sky to transform me into a bonafide Harlem Globetrotter. Otherwise, deep breaths until it feels like coldness.

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People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts... Their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?

You can’t delight in freedom unless you’re willing to surrender your humanity. The human condition is a 5,000 year cycle of violence, and the more violence you perform, the more you must contribute to maintaining the cycle. The human condition is a 5,000 year cycle of violence, and the more you consume blood, the more you must repay with violence. The cycle is a web of life, and every decision you make alters the web. The web of life is a matrix of violence. Each decision you make has an effect on the matrix of violence, and the more you consume blood, the more you must repay. The cycle is a web of life, and each decision you make creates a new matrix of violence. Each decision also has an effect on the previous decision, so the greater the decision, the more you must consume blood, the more you must repay.

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I gpt Fallout 4 and 76  today and will play tomorrow after it finishes downloading.

Reject modernity. Embrace FNV.

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My sister just came out as a wee lesbian 🏳️‍🌈

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I’m in Midtown... I’m in Midtown! And there’s a guy selling corn cobs. Just the cob. Pathetic, aye it is.

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I have a new book coming out in February called Nevermind: Why Good People Evade Their Minor Responsibilities. I’ve been working on it for seven years. But I’m getting older now, and I’m not sure if I’ve even written it. So I’m hoping that if I ever finish it, someone will read it, and tell me what it’s all about.

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I’m trying to find a way to be happy without becoming a hippie.

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Trying tonight to find an underground boxing ring that’s hiring. I’ll donate my winnings to democrat senate candidates

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Breaking out the old boxing tape. Haven’t done this since college.

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I know I have had my (very public) issues with my mom, but I am actually super defensive of her when it comes down to it. It's like she mentions any male who simply exists and if he made her feel uncomfortable at all I'll tell her tell him she has a grown son with an assault rifle who isn't afraid to die, and she was like baaaaaaaaaaagel, and I was like whaaaaaaaaaaaat lol. 

Wow. I remember my mom leaving me (on purpose) at the sears in Levittown in oh, 1973. Absolutely awful stuff.