Sidon, Mississippi
Televising, or any form of recording, this speech was prohibited, for fear that sober OBD would deeply regret this later on in the campaign
PEOPLE OF MISSISSIPPI! IT IS I, YOUR VICE PRESIDENT!
I bring tidings of a GREAT HORROR from the NORTH! The WALL STREET FAT CATS and the COLLEGE CABAL are coming for the values that all working MISSISIISPIPIPSIANS hold DEAR! THEY WANT TO RAISE YOUR TAXES, TAKE YOUR GUNS, and KILL YOUR BABIES! The FRAUDULENT LINCOLN COUNCIL wants to IMPERIALIZE the rest of their nation with their SALT TAXES, POVERTY OPPRESSION, and MCDONALDS BANNING! I AM HERE TO SHOW THAT FOR ALL ATLASIANS, WE WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS! WE WANT OUR FREEDOM FOR THE WORLD! WE WANT TO SQUASH LINCOLN OPPRESSION, EAT THE RICH, AND GET SOME F---ING GOOD BURGERS AND FRIES! ATLASIA F*-* YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *hic*
PEOPLE OF MISSISSIPI! THE LABOR PARTY BRINGS ITS TIDINGS! WE WILL FIGHT FOR THE PEOPLE OF MISSISSIPPI, trust me, LIKE NO GOVERNMENT HAS EVER DONE FOR MISSISSIPPI BEFORE! WE WILL CUT AND SLASH THE POCKETBOOKS OF THE NORTHERN ROBBER BARONS! WE WILL BRING THE WORKING PEOPLE OF MISSISSIPI SO MUCH PORK THAT WHEN WE LEAVE OFFICE THERE WILL BE NARY A PIG IN ATLASIA! AND WE WILL DROWN THE EAST COAST ELITES IN THE COLLEGE CABAL
IN NUCLEAR HELLFIRE, FOR MISSISSIPPI SHALL NOT SUFFER THEIR OPPRESSION! Say it with me! FREE ATLASIA! FREE ATLASIA!!!11!!1!!
