Update XV: Stuck Inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues Again

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Can you describe the bear dream for us?

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Can you describe the bear dream for us?

I don't remember enough of it to provide a good description, so no.

Holy crap, Jeff. Your bear dream makes total sense:

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http://www.dreammoods.com/dreamthemes/animals.htm
 

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Have you had any of your rage episodes lately?

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A new Bushieism:

"Ronald W. Reagan: slightly higher than Abe Lincoln."

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I am so honored that my Bob Dylan reference is now the thread title.

He's basically stuck in Tulsa now for no apparent reason.

Stuck inside of Tulsa with the Oklahoma City Blues again!

No, literally, this is the best thing that has happened to me in the last few weeks. A Sanchez update would be in the works if anyone else was interested in my boredom.

You're welcome!

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Why do we want to evade detection?

Well, I don't really care, but Bushie started deleting things when Mondale posted links on FB to Update.  So maybe as long as the Update thread has a nondescript title, Mondale won't notice it, he won't link to it on FB, and Bushie will happily keep posting in it.

I warned you all, and now look what happened.

Shhh.

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Quick Update:  If all goes according to plan, Allison and I have just crossed underneath one year until our wedding day.  The wedding day right now is planned for Saturday, June 6, 2015.  The day always begins at midnight, so we have just crossed underneath 1 full year.  It is 00:15 am Friday, June 6, 2014 currently.  She is wanting a morning wedding of 10:00 am, so the 1 year mark until the wedding ceremony is still 9 hours 45 minutes away!  DO NOT post this on Facebook.  This stays on here.

I should add that as of the latest conversation at 22:00 Thursday, June 5, 2014 we are still committed to the date.  So, everything is still on track one year out.  I don't know if I will be able to pull off a 4th of July engagement due to possible work schedules, but I definitely want to propose to her by August 1 at the absolute latest to still give us 10 months of solid, official preparation without having to rush.

So exciting!

A 10 AM wedding sounds like a bit of a drag though. I'm not sure if I want to have to be up that early to watch the streaming footage.

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She is wanting a morning wedding of 10:00 am, so the 1 year mark until the wedding ceremony is still 9 hours 45 minutes away!

The two of you have the start time of the wedding planned down to the minute, yet you consider yourselves "not engaged"?

They're "undercover engaged".

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What will be served at the reception? Grilled hamburgers and pizza? Grilled eggs and bacon?

This is a great question? Does Braum's have a catering service?

Bushie?

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Will Russ Powers be invited to the wedding?

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There seems to be a "Dave Leip" page now too. This is getting quite weird.

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"Dave Leip":

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Okay then.

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My guess is that Chris made the "Dave Leip" account himself. That's just a guess though.

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My parents don't like the fact that I've fallen into a lot of bait-and-switch jobs where they promise me one thing then backstab me by doing something entirely different or that I've been let go.   That's why they haven't cut the cord.   This predicament is not entirely my fault.  That's said,  they expect me to vigorously look for a job and conserve my money.

Is that happening? Be honest.

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It seems like you make a lot of "Wal-mart runs" and eat out often, Bushie. That kind of stuff will drain you of whatever money you have pretty quickly. Just saying.

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I don't think it's "smart" to consider a loan as a cushion of money.  It's not free and clear money, just another debt.

Yeah, this too. He seems to think it's free money.

And Bushie, who is actually sending money to those kids in Kenya? Isn't it Grandma Bushie?

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=12226

What's this?

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A poster called "CADDguy"

Yeah, I got that but do you know who it really is?

I would imagine it's either Mondale or Simfan.

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Not my best work, but I tried.

Oh, the CADDman draws circles
Up and down the block
I'd ask him what the matter was
But I know that he’s gonna talk
And the ladies treat him kindly
And he wears a Dixiecrat cape
But deep inside my heart
I know he can’t escape
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
 
Well the Duke he's in the alley
With his fancy shoes and his bells
Speaking to some French girl
Who says she knows Bushie well
And I would send a personal message
To find out if she's talked
But the Kenya money has been stolen
And the apartment is locked
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
 
Inks tried to tell him
To not open another credit line
He said that all the finance men
Just drink up your blood like wine
And Bushie said "Oh I didn't know that
But then again there's only one I've met
And he just smoked my eyelids
And punched my cigarette"
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.

JJ died last week
And now he's buried in the rocks
But no one really talks about
How badly they were shocked
But Simfan, he expected it to happen
He knew he'd lost control
When Mondale made an account on Facebook
And published all of Bushie's story's holes
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
 
Now the JMCFSTs came down here
Showing ev'ryone their guns
Handing Angus a free ticket
To the wedding of his son
And Simfan, he nearly get busted
While Bushie reads the Sermon on the Mount
To get caught without a ticket
And be discovered behind a Facebook account
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
 
Now the preacher looked so baffled
When Bushie asked him why he dressed
With twenty pounds of body fat
Missing from his chest
But he cursed him when the Kenya thing fell through
Then Mondale whispered, "you can’t hide
You see, you're just like me
I hope you're satisfied"
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.

Now Russ Powers Oklahoma gave him two cures
Then he said, "Jump right in"
The one was Computer Aided Draft and Design
The other was just pickle brine
Bushie didn’t mix them
It didn’t strangle up his mind
And now, Mondale’s act gets uglier
And he threw away the picke brine
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
 
When Allison says come see her
In her honky-tonk lagoon
Where Bushie can watch her waltz for free
'Neath her prairie moon
And Inks says, "Aw come on now
Is this really your typical Saturday night haunt?
And Bushie says, "You just don’t know what I need
But I know what I want"
Oh, Mama, can this really be the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.
 
Now the bricks fly on Facebook
Where the Mondale the madmen climbs
They all fall there so perfectly
It all seems so well timed
And here Bushie sit so patiently
Waiting to find out what price
He hasn’t realized you  gotta pay to get out of
Going through all these things twice
Oh, Mama, is this really the end
To be stuck inside of Tulsa
With the Oklahoma City blues again.

Very nice work!

I just wish the Update would formally return. This underground bit is interesting, but pretty soon, the real thing needs to be relaunched.

I find it offends public policy to withhold Update from Atlas forum members.

Well, really the only difference between this thread right now and a normal Update thread is that I have the power to lock it instead of Jeff. Do you really want him to have that power back?

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We have our first post from "caddguy" and it is rather quizzical:

Who are these guys and why has it blown up on the Internet?

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Oh, look, Inks responded?  Should I respond back?  Nahh, I'll let him continue his baseless and unwarranted attacks if it makes the kid feel better. You may be a better person than me, but I can still call you kid.

Oooh, another great Bushieism!

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"Someone once told me, 'Time is a flat circle.' Everything we've ever done or will do, we're gonna do over and over and over again."

True Bushie, coming January.

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Why are you speaking in the third person?

I was trying to make a point of my Facebook versus other Facebook accounts.

Anyway, I did sleep a good chunk of the day, but that was just because I could not get going today.  Everybody has those days where they just can't do anything.  I went to a meeting with a recruiter this morning at 9:30 in Midtown Tulsa, but when I came home, I was so sleepy that I had to take a nap.  This was about 10:30.  I woke up about 13:00, ate lunch and did a little job search, but still could not keep my eyes open, so I laid back down from 14:00-14:30.  I got up and did a little more job search, but still could not stay awake, so I laid down from 15:15-15:55 and got up and did a little more job search while watching the news until 17:00.  I am still extremely tired and feel I could fall asleep right away.  I'm trying to be a little productive this evening since I wasn't too productive today, but I am yawning pretty big right now.  I should turn in early tonight so I can get a good night's sleep and have a better day tomorrow.  I still keep monitoring my resources I can apply to, but in the spotty day today, I haven't applied anywhere.

Jeff, see a doctor. This does not sound normal (even for you).

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44oz of pop isn't that much.

Another crossover episode?

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Jeff, are you still planning on proposing on the 4th?