Iowa <3 Gay Marriage

[opebo]

no, because in the end, the sexual immoral will be condemned.

Shouldn't that be the 'sexually immoral'?

I can't really see how one can condemn someone accidentally pronging the wrong hole if one can't even talk about it correctly.  I mean, arguably a hole is a hole, but by contrast words really have to follow the rules in order to be useful.

[opebo]

no, because in the end, the sexual immoral will be condemned.

Shouldn't that be the 'sexually immoral'?

I can't really see how one can condemn someone accidentally pronging the wrong hole if one can't even talk about it correctly.  I mean, arguably a hole is a hole, but by contrast words really have to follow the rules in order to be useful.

consider it an aborted adverb left in adjective mode...better known as a typo

Yes, yes, I know.  But what about my larger point about holes, rules, prodding, and so forth?

[opebo]

The illegitimacy rates of countries that have adopted gay marriage are staggering. 

Well, in the first place the gays cannot produce the children, and even if they could, VB, wouldn't they by definition be 'legitimate' if the miraculous gay breeders were allowed to marry?

[opebo]

Is "clot" the word used to describe a group of homosexuals? A school of fish; a herd of cattle; a clot of homosexuals?

Learn something new everyday!

We prefer "a brunch."

That's cute, but awfully staid.. could just as well apply to my mother and her biddy crowd.

I always think of the essence of homosexuality as the very opposite of 'clot' - more like a squirt or a spritz.  A spritz of homosexuals.

[opebo]

well, considering their white blood cell count is usually low due to their wayward behavior, "an ooze of homosexuals" wouldn't make much sense.  but HIV does increase the risk of blood clots, hence "a clot of homosexuals".

All homosexuals have HIV?

Learn something new everyday!

He does seem to imply that, and that heteros do not have it, but in fairness our little Moses would say that anyone with the hiv would be a 'sexual immoral'. 

[opebo]

Hey, tell me why any sane gay would want to live in Iowa.

Corn.  Think about it: