What condiment...

[opebo]

first choice - mayonnaise
second - mayonnaise and ketchup
third - ketchup only

Fries should always be heavily salted.

Prefer fries fried in real animal fat, such as beef tallow, lard, or duck fat.  However it is extremely rare I eat fried at all.

[opebo]

I detest french fries.

Weird, just weird. But you are lucky man, since fries are one of those foods that really should not be consumed other than on the very rare occasion if you care about your health, particularly at our age.

Oh good lord.  As much as you twink-daddies exercise you could eat fries once or twice a week and it wouldn't be any problem.

[opebo]

Gobbling all of one food item in the meal before the others, rather than eating slowly and blending the flavors is not a sign of good taste or breeding, alas.  Then again, we're talking about McDonald's and Burger King so that's pretty much a given anyway.

[opebo]

Gobbling all of one food item in the meal before the others, rather than eating slowly and blending the flavors is not a sign of good taste or breeding, alas.  Then again, we're talking about McDonald's and Burger King so that's pretty much a given anyway.

I was talking about Wendy's whilst stoned, opebo. 

Well that's a whole different thing then.  (anyway I was just talking about angus, not you)