Why are We so Drawn to Women's Breasts and Buttocks?

[opebo]

Because your mama was a fat, Frodo.  I grew up with a slim, angular mother, and that's also my type.

[opebo]

Because your mama was a fat, Frodo.  I grew up with a slim, angular mother, and that's also my type.

Actually, troll, she's petite, as is my sister. 

Christ, man, whats with the troll comment?  I was just teasing you for being a chubby-chaser.

[opebo]

I could write you fellas a novel on this subject but some buzzkill has been reporting my posts and apparently I'm one breast comment away from being told to take a hike

Just use euphemism, Seebeeze.  For you I would recommend military or battle references... for example:

'I was looking at her tremendous zeppelins when my P-38 jettisoned its fuel supply.'

[opebo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Touche my friend!

Nothing gives me greater satisfaction than a good belly laugh from m'pals.  By the by, have you ever heard of the 'comedy goldmine'? https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=138012.735

[opebo]

... the bee's knees...

Woah, now yer talkin'.  Hubba.